Michelle Obama

July 25, 2011

Dear American Taxpayer

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain .

My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven’t lived until you have stayed in a $2,500..00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.

Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella ; great lobster with rice and oysters! I’m ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha’s Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you’re not in Europe , you have to just grin and bear it?

Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates, but they are close. That’s quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.

I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days.

Cordially,

Michelle (Moochelle) Obama

P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 MILLION dollar trip to Africa and India from which we just returned!

P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha’s Vineyard ; it was fabulous. And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha’s Vineyard so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn’t take him on Air Force One because he might pee on some wires or something.

P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000 square foot house was great!

Love ya!

Remember we all have to share the pain of these economic times equally! Love to -redistribute- share- the wealth.

How do you say "You're welcome" in Wookie?

has this been snopesed..?? 😕

I don't know...but I bet if you threw a potato and a beer bottle down a garbage disposal at the same time I imagine it would sound really close!

:-k

damn.. no I gotta try this... prolly won't turn out well... 😞

:-k

Try the iPhone app...


http://iphone.wareseeker.com/wookiee-translator.app/42e90c8dc2 

DMV isn't that how Cros lost his right hand?

No droid app 😞

'Twas only a flesh wound.

Right...very well then!

Now where were we...right...right...oh yes, with the CROS bloke...yes...yes..sad state of affairs there. Chip off the old block...if only he would've zagged instead of zigged...he'd still be with us today...which brings me to this...SERPENTINE!!!



CROS shudda employed that!

I heard he stole Drafters cheese........

Hi ho the dairy-o the CROS stole the cheez...

Poor Drafter.........

ya... poor Drafter.... 😞