Got some s**t cigars from somewhere else (first mistake) and now they are taking up valuable room in my humidor... looking for the best 101 uses for these dog rockets since thats about how many I have (some were free... I wasn't stupid enough to buy 100 of these little bastards)

1. Make a poultice for insect bites/stings
2. Give to non-cigar-nut drunk friends at a bar who won't know the difference and will think you are a sport
3. Add to compost heap
4. Light one up when your mother in law is visiting
5. Throw the damned things away and let it be a lesson to you. Life's too short to smoke bad gars.

mulch, bug juice, snake bite and broken bone poltice (add a rag wrapped in kerosene to both)...I'm with eleltea, life is too short to pain your way through a bad smoke...some pricey cigars are lousy smokes and some cheap ones are great. Let the journey begin.

If you have a chimenea, throw a few in the fire. It gives a nice cigar smell to annoy your neighbors.

I agree with eletea's second point, I always try to keep some dr's on hand so that I don't have to give good gars to people who won't appreciate them.

It has been mentioned on other boards to take them to your local Vet center or homeless shelters.The theory being these guys aren't as stuck up as most of us(myself included) and will enjoy them immensely.Think about it! I would contact the orginization first,as some will frown on this practice.It was also mentioned to deliver in person and give them to the on duty resident VS the actual management for obvious reasons.I'm thinking of taking quite a few next time I'm asked to feed the homeless or less fortunate.I'll fill up my glass humi-jar and head on down.The management may not like it but if thats the case I'll simply hand it off to someone that looks to be the type to distribute and tell management to K M A.Just a thought? Jimbo

My wife works in a nursing home, so I wind up giving them to some of the destitute people there. For these guys with little or no money, anything to smoke is truly welcomed. I also suspect their taste buds are shot by the time they hit 80.

...and those cartons of Lucky Strikes go out this week to the VA hospital in Tacoma, Washington. The makers of Lucky Strike are happy to provide free cigarettes to our veterans. See ya next week when we'll have another episode of Dragnet.

Never could watch Dragnet(Boring!).Even as a youngster.Adam 12,Emergency I'm there,Nightsalker you betcha.Columbo? AR AR AR AR! Hell even Chips was better than Dragnet. LOL

...And Columbo smokes cigars as well.So there! LOL

CHiPs vs. Dragnet!?! Somebody please kill me before my mind starts recollecting either one! LOL

break em up and put them in a jar with water. seal it and let the nicotene leach out. a few days in the sun helps. then strain it into a spray bottle and use it as a natural insectacide. it's mega potent. compost the leaves after.