Prolly depends on if the buzzard registers as a democrat. That would be the clue.

Zombie Apocalypse the movie on SyFy right now

Ving Rhames is still a badass

😱 😨 The Zombie Apocalypse is happening right now..?? 😱 😨

I never aquired landmines.... 😞

Just seems right. Sitting at the house, smoking a wolfman and watching Shaun Of The Dead!

Picked up my cousin this afternoon after she spent the weekend in the county jail for public intoxication......she was at a Halloween party Fri. night.

She come walking out still in a fairy costume looking like he!! run over........I thought of this thread..unfortunately, I didn't think about my camera. Would have made a great zombie themed Christmas card.

[quote=coolbreeze68]Picked up my cousin this afternoon after she spent the weekend in the county jail for public intoxication......she was at a Halloween party Fri. night.

She come walking out still in a fairy costume looking like he!! run over........I thought of this thread..unfortunately, I didn't think about my camera. Would have made a great zombie themed Christmas card.[/quote]

Ha Ha Ha Fantastic! That would have made a great picture to put away and hide for about 10 to 20 years then show her kids. Classic

[quote=DrafterX]😱 😨 The Zombie Apocalypse is happening right now..?? 😱 😨

I never aquired landmines.... 😞 [/quote]

IEDs, man, IEDs.

Gotta get in touch with your inner McGyver if you want to last in the battle against the Zombie Hordes. Or herds...or swarms...or whatever it is zombies run in.

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I could prolly make them catch on fire easy enough... is that enough or do I need to take part of their head off..?? 😕

Do vampire-zombies still think their sisters are hot..?? 😕

Only in Mississippi and parts of Arkansas and Kentucky.

[quote=ZRX1200]Only in Mississippi and parts of Arkansas and Kentucky.

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Hey WTF!!!!!!

Oh wait, yea........ He's right!

[quote=ZRX1200]Only in Mississippi and parts of Arkansas and Kentucky.

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And West Virginia.

Is that banjo music I hear?8-[

saw ZombieLand for the first time last weekend.... the rules make sense now... 🤣

My favorite zombie movie and overall favorite movie of all time.....Dead Alive, 1990 Vid Mark. In Europe, it was called Brain Dead. There is a edited and uncut version. Neither mentions whether it's cut or uncut, so you have to look at the running times. At least 6-7 unforgettable scenes. It's a little horror, little romance, little comedy. Sometimes, you have to laugh to keep from vomitting. A must see movie!

One point I'd like to make is that it's physically impossible for the human jaw to penetrate a human skull. I know this from experience. So why is it that brains are their favorite food? Doesn't make sense.

One question I have for the group that is never mentioned in zombie flicks. If brains are their favorite, what is their 2nd favorite body part to eat? Say they kill everybody and leave their empty headed carcasses in the street. They find out nobody is left, so they have to go back and pick the carrion. What part do they go for next?

[quote=tobacconation]

One point I'd like to make is that it's physically impossible for the human jaw to penetrate a human skull. I know this from experience. [/quote]

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Do mosquitos bite Zombies..?? 😕

Does Drafter eat hotwings??

no hotwings for X.... 😞

If you get the Zombie virus do you assume 'Zombie' as your last name..?? 😕

[quote=DrafterX]If you get the Zombie virus do you assume 'Zombie' as your last name..?? 😕[/quote]

I would!

Scott Nancy Zombie

Rob did!

Rob Zombie