We three kings of orient are; tried to smoke a lighted cigar;It was loaded and exploded......
We two kings of orient are; tried to smoke a lighted cigar;
It was loaded and exploded......
We one king of orient are; tried to smoke a lighted cigar;
It was loaded and exploded.....
(Shift tune here to the obvious)
Silent night, holy night...
Does anyone still make loaded cigars? They sound inherently dangerous!
I know some mooches at my club to whom I would love to gift one.[frypan]
Of course they would have to smoke it in front of me for safety purposes.