Poll Question: Do you think Jack Conrad belongs in the House?
bloody spaniard
Friday, December 2, 2011 10:12:54 AM
Why not?

...besides, he's already in a nuthouse.

HockeyDad
Friday, December 2, 2011 10:28:45 AM
It would depend on whether he will sign a pledge to defend globalization and new free trade agreements.
ZRX1200
Friday, December 2, 2011 10:32:18 AM
I've been his campaign manager for over a year but I almost resigned over objections to him defending Joe Paterno.

I still believe in the bunny.

jackconrad
Friday, December 2, 2011 10:35:19 AM
Loyalty is a virtue ! ^^
bloody spaniard
Friday, December 2, 2011 10:47:59 AM
Just so we can have everything in the open before we invest a lot of Victor Sinclairs into your campaign & have our dreams dashed:

Have you EVER slept (or had relations outside of marriage) with man, woman, child, animal, vegetable, or non-living matter besides your ex? 😰 🙏 🤥

DrMaddVibe
Friday, December 2, 2011 10:51:58 AM
[quote=bloody spaniard]Just so we can have everything in the open before we invest a lot of Victor Sinclairs into your campaign & have our dreams dashed:

Have you EVER slept (or had relations outside of marriage) with man, woman, child, animal, vegetable, or non-living matter besides your ex? 😰 🙏 🤥 [/quote]

You forgot appliances, sex dolls and patio tables.

ZRX1200
Friday, December 2, 2011 10:57:53 AM
I can say definitively as his campaign manager that he has never attended services at the First Church of Apliantology.
bloody spaniard
Friday, December 2, 2011 11:05:47 AM
I've heard rumors that he sets his cell phone on vibrate & calls himself a lot.
DrMaddVibe
Friday, December 2, 2011 11:18:31 AM
With his other hand?

KINK-EEEEE!

DrMaddVibe
Friday, December 2, 2011 11:19:21 AM
PS: I will be showering in my underpants around ANYONE that sticks up for PSU.
jackconrad
Friday, December 2, 2011 2:00:51 PM
do socks count?
DrMaddVibe
Friday, December 2, 2011 2:11:18 PM
[quote=jackconrad]do socks count?[/quote]

Why? You trying out for the RHCP?

DadZilla3
Friday, December 2, 2011 5:52:24 PM
Just to clarify, I only shower in my underpants when the laundromat is closed. 🤐
jetblasted
Friday, December 2, 2011 11:54:06 PM
The Rabbit Party !!!
jackconrad
Saturday, December 3, 2011 10:52:26 AM
(\_/)

('.')

(")(") WE IZZ MULTI PLYIN BY DA MINUTE!

bloody spaniard
Saturday, December 3, 2011 11:39:15 AM
The Dead Rabbits Party?:-k

Jack, you'll have a landslide win if you woo & win over the underpant showering voters.

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