I can't remember all of the details... but several eyewitnesses said that I was savagely attacked by two madmen.

I was lanced in the back & then run over by a sled.
The shorter of the two assailants, whose sex was hard to determine, was overheard using a racial nickname (Blacky or something) for his partner in crime.

The scene of the crime was strewn with evidence- most of the Toraño line, Añejos, Padrons, etc. Oh yes, and a dark wig.

They will live to rue this day!!
Any tips especially on the whereabouts of the meaner, clean-shaven, androgynous one, would be greatly appreciated. They say he answers to Less or Mess...

Watch out for these dangerous individuals, especially the taller one. He is a Packers' fan and has nothing to lose.

Mr. Shecky

LMAO!

see what happens? you were warned!!!!

mabey that'll learn ya! bbbbbwwwwwwwaaaahahahahahahahahah!

Sounds like someone got taken out behind the wood shed.
John L

lmao bloody!! see what happens when you get out of line? figured it was the least i could do after seeing that tan you got going on while riding your lawn mower.
hahahahaah!
wes

lmao!!!!