I, as a Libertarian would be totally against it, and can pretty much assure you that Ron Paul would be also. Of course Wheel will be outraged, but not for political reasons, lol.

Makes sense.

Of course, government porn could only ever be midget porn. They've been screwing the little guy for years.

But what will all the UCLA coeds do for jobs after graduation?

In the meantime, we can create an entirely new bureaucracy that includes a Pecker Czar, writing a 300-page codified pecker regulation that includes exact specifications for pecker tarps, specific installation instructions, and a list of approved vendors of pecker tarps. Then we have to build, staff, and train an entire Bureau of Pecker Inspectors who will, of course, require offices, government-issued cars, computers, pecker inspection software programs that automatically generate a pecker safety rating, and a fine schedule for each inspection.

Then hire a battery of attorneys to defend the government's side after adverse percker inspections are contested. A research staff to constantly come up with new pecker regulations. Pecker tax codes. Annual pecker licenses, pecker registration paperwork, some kind of decal or sticker to go some damn where for approved peckers, annual pecker inspection fees, a pecker lobby in DC, and a pecker tarp lobby.

All this, of course, will require a couple billion in Pecker Tarp Funding. Lotta shovel-ready jobs there. Just gotta get the cash to get 'em going.

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It's not. Please read the title carefully.

+10 on the Jackassery throw.

....and they fought over a d y k e.

You do remember that GW blew them up after Katrina hit NO riiight?

Well, that is a dilemma isn't it? Yes, blaming a former President that hasn't been anywhere near any policy debate in over 15 years! Then there's the whole notion of being outraged because he procreated...with a female! Another President no less! How many former President's can make THAT claim? My God...the stars must've line up for this type of divine act! The odds are astounding! I have a better chance of winning a lottery! Why if he was a democrat then in order to feel the very same outrage the same would have to be the outcome of a same sex marriage and he slipped out the poop chute and then on his (yeah his...even if it was a girl she'd have a sex change and become a man! So there!) way to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave!

GW STILL running the nation and the Republican Party...yes the quandry is a deep one. The main question that hasn't been raised is where does Sarah Palin fit in? She's a mover and a shaker withing the GOP and can call her minions to do her bidding at will. There's even the claim that Dennis Kucinich has made that she can control UFO's and Flying Monkeys! Can you imagine what she could do against those evil Iranians and democrats with THAT arsenal? Forget crop circles and Bigfoot! We're talking about total GLOBAL DOMINATION!

OH THE HUGE MANATEES!!!!