George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to

hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is

for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so

Putin writes him a check.

Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When

she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million

dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush

got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over, the country

has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

I can't wait.

=d>

is it more than tithe..?? 😕

It's all done with NEW money down there!

Ifn ya have to ask...ya can't afford it![whip]

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,

but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.

I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,

oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,

and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,

oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

😢