I took umbrage once..but it was raining,so I needed one. X

X, an old friend of mine from Kentucky used that word all the time, but pronounced it um-braggie. he was puttin us all on and to put him on we all pretended we didn't know that he didn't know how to pronounce it correctly.

jr, Robespierre never entered my mind, altho i tossed around Rasputin for a few seconds ("And boy was he heavy!"---Groucho). No apology or cigar necessary, but X knows my addy in case its a real good one ;o)

el first off I don't beleive you have any friends.2nd, Slimboli is very polite while conversing in person,when he's not swearing like a tuck driver on speed.Hi Slimboli! LOL

Hey Eleltea,Now I'll impersonate U,Anything 4 a free gar.On another note... Pierre put on your robes,you're putin up some rasty looking stuff. X

I usually take my poor burning gars and soak them in a small bowl of gasoline for a couple of days... damn things nearly light themselves when I get ready to smoke em!! Of course they burn pretty fast then so be ready to inhale quickly!

jj, i just scratched you off the list for my new year's yacht party sail to Havana. now i have an extra stripper. dang.

OOH..OOH..Take me..take me. I won't use any hands. I promise. I learned my lesson about that at The Blue Fox. I got hit in the head with a high heel shoe. Man, that still hurts. X

LOL @ Jimbo ... you caught me in one of my 'better' moments ... hehehe!

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Is that how you get dry mouth? Besides, I thought I was witty, but I was only half right...