roadkill1450
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:44:57 PM
..... don't care what it is, can"t even fathom the idea of putting something called fighting **** anywhere close to my mouth.
roadkill1450
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:48:33 PM
they can sell the the cigar but censor my post... just wrong. I tell you, wrong
dpnewell
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:57:09 PM
Saw that in the catalog this morning.

"Here comes the rooster.

In a post ’Bad Newz Kennels’ world, I’m expecting a couple of threatening emails from pseudo animal rights activists. But given the sheer awesomeness of this new (re-released) handmade, I’m willing to take that risk. I urge you to give this thing the hairy eyeball. Because I’m betting it quickly pushes its way into your regular rotation.

Entirely handmade in Nicaragua with a silky, golden-brown Habano wrapper and a mellow blend of Nicaraguan long-fillers, Fighting **** delivers a smooth, but very flavorful, medium bodied experience. Combining the creamy texture of much milder blends with the complexity and flavor of Habano wrappers, Fighting **** has developed an impressive formula. Notes of cream, oak, earth, coffee, and pepper are backed by hearty tobacco nuances. It’s a winner, and considering my lead-in price is just $1.50 apiece in a box, it’s an outrageous value too."

Who writes this stuff?

ZRX1200
Thursday, April 19, 2012 11:04:41 PM
No salty aftertaste?

Maybe teedubbya can chime in on this?

smokestaxx
Thursday, April 19, 2012 11:44:23 PM
just ordered 3 boxes. thanx!
leftyposthole
Friday, April 20, 2012 12:04:05 AM
do they come with condoms?
smokestaxx
Friday, April 20, 2012 12:05:54 AM
^when you buy 3 or more...
leftyposthole
Friday, April 20, 2012 12:10:33 AM
Thats good news, must practice save smoking you know
smokestaxx
Friday, April 20, 2012 12:48:32 AM
LMAO. u funny
2413
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:17:30 AM

read maybe half a dozen reviews about the F-****. Not much good to say about this cigar. Win a 5iver before being cursed with 20. I learned my lesson about that with these 40 Padilla Fumas I plan to give to anyone who annoys me down the road.[ram27bat]

if you want a good, sweet tasting Habano cheapo try Felipe Gregorio Fusion. Actually very good smoke. Or this Oliveros King Habano Claro Toro I am puffing on right now. = 2 La Herencia Cubana or the GH 3 SLS.

dpnewell
Friday, April 20, 2012 6:32:50 AM
If you smoke one of these, side by side with a punisher, will it taste like hot wings?
GrayBeard2
Friday, April 20, 2012 6:42:31 AM
Every time I try one of these "hidden gems", I always ask myself the same question over and over again. "Why do I keep spending money on these dog rockets?" Really, $30 a box? If you buy this one you must still believe there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!
T Z
  • T Z
  • Herf-A-Holic
Friday, April 20, 2012 7:09:03 AM
Theres no gold at the end of the rainbow!!!! Next your going to tell me theres no Easter bunny.
Rclay
Friday, April 20, 2012 8:31:22 AM

If you smoke one of these, side by side with a punisher, will it taste like hot wings?

dpnewell wrote:

haha!!!!!

Fighting c.ocks are out if the question. If one of those sticks has a lot of veins on the wrapper you'll have a big veiny c.ock in your mouth!!

Thunder.Gerbil
Friday, April 20, 2012 10:57:24 AM

Saw that in the catalog this morning.

"Here comes the rooster.

In a post ’Bad Newz Kennels’ world, I’m expecting a couple of threatening emails from pseudo animal rights activists. But given the sheer awesomeness of this new (re-released) handmade, I’m willing to take that risk. I urge you to give this thing the hairy eyeball. Because I’m betting it quickly pushes its way into your regular rotation.

Entirely handmade in Nicaragua with a silky, golden-brown Habano wrapper and a mellow blend of Nicaraguan long-fillers, Fighting **** delivers a smooth, but very flavorful, medium bodied experience. Combining the creamy texture of much milder blends with the complexity and flavor of Habano wrappers, Fighting **** has developed an impressive formula. Notes of cream, oak, earth, coffee, and pepper are backed by hearty tobacco nuances. It’s a winner, and considering my lead-in price is just $1.50 apiece in a box, it’s an outrageous value too."

Who writes this stuff?

dpnewell wrote:

Mostly SteveR.

Explains a lot, doesn't it?

stogiemonger
Friday, April 20, 2012 11:05:55 AM
Marketing geniuses that came up with this brand name for a cigar. The slogan should be " Put a C O C K in your mouth".
delarob
Friday, April 20, 2012 12:57:54 PM
Was ordering for a cpl non internet friends.. (saved me shipping) and one wanted a box of these. He's a cheap bass turd. Anywho, I tried to talk him out of it but no doing. So I took a cpl. it sucked of course. Put the other two into deep, deep storage. Tried one last year. Still sucked. Never got rid of the ammonia smell. I have no current, and by current I mean pre 2020, plans to smoke this other one anytime soon. :-&
DAD300
Friday, April 20, 2012 2:55:49 PM
Why do we keep buying Dog Rockets?

Because we all believe that some day we will stumble across that 25 cent cigar we know is out there that tastes better than any cigar we've ever dreamed about.

DrMaddVibe
Friday, April 20, 2012 3:02:52 PM
Fighting eh?

Could be worse. They cudda called it Hard...Soft...Ramming...Veined...Spooching...Furious...Limp....see?

It can always be worse.

You're welcome.

Consider me a tour guide to your private corridor to Hell. Always available to point out the knick knacks on the shelves and the scribblings on the walls...oh, step over that...you don't want to walk in that...that would be a mess.[whip]

Rock over London...Rock on Chicago...Trojan...the name you remember when it comes to condoms.

daveincincy
Friday, April 20, 2012 3:08:51 PM
Do they come in maduro? I hear once you go maduro you never go back.