teedubbya
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:05:04 PM
Do you have one?

Mine is usually just a high five and a tarzan yell (when I don't black out or start crying)

daveincincy
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:13:51 PM
I'm considerate, so I usually just tell her she can make me a sammich from the kitchen...unless she feels like running out to pick something up.
jackconrad
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:14:51 PM
Poop my pants and then sit on it
daveincincy
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:18:17 PM
^

That's hot.

No, I mean it. That's probably pretty hot...and steamy.

bloody spaniard
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:20:47 PM
^ LOL

I usually drop the keyboard & fall to one knee.

teedubbya
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:21:29 PM

^ LOL

I usually drop the keyboard & fall to one knee.

bloody spaniard wrote:

Ahhhh a cross between the tebow and the tea bag. I'm impressed.

daveincincy
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:23:40 PM
So if we combine Jack's move and Bloody's move, we can create the "Tebowel"
Whistlebritches
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:25:35 PM
I usually just wipe my ****** on the curtains.....................................I can't think of anything that drives her wilder than that.

Ron

ZRX1200
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:26:15 PM
I like to haggle over the fee.
wheelrite
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:26:42 PM
I make her sleep on the wet spot
daveincincy
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:28:11 PM

I like to haggle over the fee.

ZRX1200 wrote:

It appears you do know how to make a hormone.

JadeRose
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:42:32 PM
I wipe her back off with my sock. Shows class.
riverdog
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:47:13 PM

I wipe her back off with my sock. Shows class.

JadeRose wrote:

Kind of like Uncle Bud?

riverdog
Friday, April 20, 2012 4:54:39 PM
http://www.casttv.com/video/74s56x1/uncle-bud-dirty-mother- ****-gary-b-b-coleman-video

You'll have to fill in the appropriate six letter word following 'mother' in the addy.

MACS
Friday, April 20, 2012 5:25:36 PM
Snoring.
8trackdisco
Friday, April 20, 2012 6:14:28 PM
Usually gas.
itsawaldo
Friday, April 20, 2012 7:39:33 PM
Well at the expense of losing my man card to you guys....I like to snuggle afterwards as I fall alsleep.

Okay I fart too, snore and generally be a pig as well.

smokestaxx
Friday, April 20, 2012 8:00:19 PM
A little sumthn i like to call "the fountain of youth"...
DadZilla3
Friday, April 20, 2012 8:06:56 PM
Undo her handcuffs in case she has to go to the bathroom later on.
Mathen
Friday, April 20, 2012 8:55:03 PM
I say "I'll give you a call tomorrow, my wife will wonder where I'm at if I don't get home soon"

😂