surfish1961
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 9:21:35 AM
Can you believe it? They sent my income tax return form back to me! (AND I HAVE TO PAY THIS YEAR!!!)

In response to question # 4, "Do you have any dependents?"

I replied:

2.1 million illegal immigrants

1.1 million crack heads

4.4 million unemployable people

901 thousand people in over 85 prisons

and 650 idiots in Washington DC

Apparently, this was *NOT* an acceptable answer.

*Who the hell did I miss?*

matchew
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 9:32:50 AM
very funny!

true though.....

DadZilla3
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 3:47:33 PM

*Who the hell did I miss?*

surfish1961 wrote:

What about the sh*tload of dependents we support in other countries? 🤔

jackconrad
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 6:32:27 PM
LMAO!
rfenst
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 9:49:32 PM
Funny!
fishinguitarman
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 9:53:07 PM
That's freakin hilarious!
engletl
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 9:53:18 PM
you were being very conservative with your dependents...
surfish1961
Thursday, May 17, 2012 10:27:26 AM

What about the sh*tload of dependents we support in other countries? 🤔

DadZilla3 wrote:

Damn. That almost 200 million more. I'm gonna get a real good refund.

surfish1961
Thursday, May 17, 2012 10:28:58 AM
And I don't remember if I wrote down the

NINE!!!!!!!!!

Supreme Court Justices

kcramer
Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:18:12 PM
Lol...I might steal this joke.