A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pop s her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies........."


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She says:



"You just happened to catch my eye."

da da dum. (drums)

Actually, that's a pretty good clean joke.

LOL! (good delivery saved your corny joke)

ROFG

(Rolling on the Floor Groaning:-)

Nice one

Bloody's right. The delivery saved your act.

It is a bad joke that you did well...it's good!...

The first time I heard it I almost died LMFAO!

Good one, myash

I remember my 1st "socket job"..........sigh

Reminds me of the fellow with a wooden eye.
He couldn't afford a glass one I guess.
Either way, he's quite self conscience about it, so he dates very little, in fear of rejection.
One day, at a town social, he spies a shy looking gal who is very pretty, except with an obvious hair-lip.
He figures that nobody is likely to ask her due to her hair-lip and the chances of rejection are low. So he works his way over to her, and gets up the courage to ask her to dance.
To which she replies "Oh, would I!"

And he, of course, yells...

"hair lip!"

A man goes to a whore house and tells the madam he only has $1.50 to spend but he wants to get laid. The madam take him down to the basement and points to this old dirty worn naked woman laying on an army cot, and takes his $1.50 and tells him he has a half hour and then leaves. The man say to the woman: "I can't do it with you, your old, dirty, and ugly". The woman says: "I'll bet you never tried it this way" and then pops out her glass eye. The man figures what the hell and uses her eye socket, when he done he can't believe how great it was. As the man climbs the steps to leave the basement he looks back and say to the woman: "I'll be back, you can count on that". The woman yells back: " I'll keep an eye out for you".



JonR

LMAO
Jon that was a badddd! joke.