myash07
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Monday, February 7, 2005 12:09:00 AM
Tim Allen quoted on Martha Stewart...

"Boy, I feel safer now that she's behind bars. OJ & Kobe are walking around; Osama Bin Laden,too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook & clean and work in the yard and haul her a$$ off to jail!

Only in America!

myash

RICKAMAVEN
Monday, February 7, 2005 4:35:00 AM
how true.

only in america.

thank you

tailgater
Monday, February 7, 2005 8:48:00 AM
Rick,

Tim Allen is a comedian. His statement wasn't supposed to be "true", but rather to be funny due to the seeming irony explored by his comparisons.

Martha belongs in Jail. She broke the law.

The fact that OJ is playing golf is outrageous, but unrelated.

Perhaps you should look in the Sunday comics for further "truths".

At least it all makes sense now...

But for the record, Allen's comments are funny.

Charlie
Monday, February 7, 2005 10:53:00 AM
Tailgater,

I am sure Rick knows who Tim Allen is! Whoops, I hope he didn't take that comment seriously either!

LMAO

Charlie

RICKAMAVEN
Monday, February 7, 2005 7:10:00 PM
Charlie

no i didn't take allen's comments seriously.

if you like eddy izzard, his dvd's ae available from either blockbuster or netflix.

i watched a dvd of some lady comedian named reno recently.

i go back to redd foxx, lenny bruce, the early newhart, shecky greene, mort sahl.

for dancers i go back to buck and bubbles and the dancers of their era.

tailgater
Tuesday, February 8, 2005 6:08:00 AM
Buddy Hacket was quite funny.

His facial expressions alone crack me up.

Charlie
Tuesday, February 8, 2005 6:31:00 AM
George Goebel was another of those facial expression comics with the super dry sense of humor!

Bob Newhart had/has some great LP's, (wonder if on Disk)from the 50's and 60's. Redd Foxx was the best!

Charlie

barryneedleman
Tuesday, February 8, 2005 11:54:00 AM
Cosby had some great alblums too.

Also, Richard Pryor

myash07
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Wednesday, February 9, 2005 1:43:00 AM
I have Jose Jiminez doing the Astronaut skit, now that was good clean fun!
RICKAMAVEN
Wednesday, February 9, 2005 9:56:00 AM
"i want my crayons"