Congrats dude! A nice lawn like that will turn you into an anal bastid. I know this to be true because it happened to me. I have become that guy who won't let anyone on his lawn. Maybe one day we can talk about fertilizers, watering routines, preferred length of grass, and such.

hambone71 wrote:

Congrats, keep puppy away from Drafter.

Burner02 wrote:

Very nice Joel, where's the T-shirt dude? lol. You sharing any of those smokes with the Pastor?

Lefty

leftyposthole wrote:

Seems like a nice Liberal home...Congrats

05busa wrote:

Thanks DMV... I have no idea how to take care of it though... I want it to remain nice, so I'm in the backyard trying to figure the sprinkler system out right now...

what sprinkler valves water what? how long do I water each area? what days am I allowed to water? am I going to burn the lawn by watering when the sun is out and it's hot? what type of fertilizer do I use for a lawn like this, and is it too late in the summer to apply a fertilizer now?

these are all questions I'm in the backyard and on google trying to figure out right now...

as per hambones advice I've started practicing yelling the phrases "get off my lawn!" and "walk on the sidewalk not on my grass you filthy hippie!"... I'm getting pretty good...

opelmanta1900 wrote: