1.) It's (insert random holiday here)!! Whatcha smokin?

2.) I've smoked one cigar and am now hopelessly hooked!! Please tell me what to smoke!!

3.) All Tatuaje are great!! Especially the hard to find ones!! Let me tell you about it!!!

4.) same with all Drew Estate Non Acids

5.) same with Viaje

6.) Today is my (insert life event here)!! What should I smoke?

7.) I've got 4 posts!! How do I trade?

8.) What is this humidor thing...do I put water in it? Anal Beads?

9.) Some jacka$$ just outbid me on this auction site!! I'm upset by this!!

10.) Can you tell me all about (insert cigar brand here)?

11.) Gaddamit!! CBID SCREWED UP MY (insert minor problem with cbid that you did not contact customer service about)!!!

12.) OH NOES!!! I'm new and drunk and stupid!!! I bid on too much stuff!! Please help or wife will ...A. Detach ****, or B. DIVORCE ME!!!

13.) Oh Look!! The idiot on the Mothership website is dancing!!! I will post all the deals on here even though you can read and would go see for yourself if you were interested!!

14.) Cello? I can't even f*cking PLAY a cello!!

Feel free to add your own. If this isn't "cigarish" enough for you...you can smoke ME.

Just trying to help.

16.) Just came back outta hiatus for no good reason and now I need to make a post to seem all important again.

17.) Walrus mask avatars, f**cking kick a$$!

This IS a cigar website. There is a neverending influx of people who join the site. The search function sucks and there are no stickies (that work).

Who cares? If you dont like it, dont read it. It's just like the guys making fun of people posting cigars on the cigar picture board a couple of years back. That is what this site is for.

Go smoke a cigar and relax.

18. I'm a newbie and was wondering where do we get the free cigars?

LOL

20.) Whatever happened to ______?

Sounds like no 16 should have been jaderoses no 1:-k

he called my car a piece of shyte.....

I told my mommy.......

Some people dont like waating time frigging watching it, and if someone gives them a heads up on a stick they like WTF?!

Hey Jade. F you!

Hahahahahha.........(I would do that with cello on BTW)

I'm normally quiet, and don't like pizzing matches, but seriously, either add something to the discussion, come up with a new topic, or stick to the General forum calling people queer. People come here to talk about cigars and learn. There are really only so many ways to talk about cigars and the experience. And isn't that what this is all about?

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Fixed it for you.

21) I'm ghey, green, angry, and think I have the right to tell folks what they can and can not discuss on a public cigar board.

Well.......in the immortal words of CBID's great philosopher....

HEE HEE