Stinkdyr
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 10:49:12 AM
We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.

And if you do,by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-savmg or other procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess; you have to live with the consequences.

You should see drowning as a gift.

You. there with the sunglasses! You're just asking for it.

Also,If you were forcibly pushed into the water, don't worry. It was a legitimate push1ng, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.

🍺

DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 10:52:05 AM
The eradication of Common Sense is almost complete.

Resistance is futile!

Mathen
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 10:52:38 AM
I see what you did there. 😉

I consider this to be a modest proposal.

DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 11:00:33 AM
There is NOTHING modest about rape or drowning.

NOTHING!

ITS a PANDEMIC!

DO IT NOW FOR THE CHILDREN...CLEAN AIR...PURE WATER!

rfenst
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 1:41:46 PM

There is NOTHING modest about rape or drowning.

NOTHING!

ITS a PANDEMIC!

DO IT NOW FOR THE CHILDREN...CLEAN AIR...PURE WATER!

DrMaddVibe wrote:

Who doesn't want there to be the right to abortion following rape? Just curious (not critical)?

frankj1
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 7:53:04 PM

Who doesn't want there to be the right to abortion following rape? Just curious (not critical)?

rfenst wrote:

probably those that believe a woman's body is able to prevent conception following rape. and some others, oddly enough.

wheelrite
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 7:58:45 PM

Who doesn't want there to be the right to abortion following rape? Just curious (not critical)?

rfenst wrote:

I don't...

Innocent life no matter who the parents are is precious and should be protected...

HockeyDad
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 8:01:08 PM
I'm guessing the fetus would cast a "no abort" vote.
gringococolo
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:33:51 PM
If a the eukanuba world dog champion bitch was raped by a mutt, I think it would be perfectly fine to rip those puppy fetuses from her uterus.

I'm not sure if Rica would agree.

drywalldog
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 10:35:44 PM
My religon forbids abortion, that being said, I would find it hard to practice what I preach if my daughter or wife was the one it happened to.
DrMaddVibe
Thursday, August 23, 2012 6:46:30 AM

Who doesn't want there to be the right to abortion following rape? Just curious (not critical)?

rfenst wrote:

Who doesn't like children?

Who doesn't like clean water?

Who doesn't like pure air?

Just curious (not critical...at all!)

Mathen
Thursday, August 23, 2012 7:07:42 AM
I really don't like children. That's why as soon as my wife and I figured out what caused them, we stopped.
DrMaddVibe
Thursday, August 23, 2012 7:32:59 AM
Children - 0

Mathen - 1

rfenst
Thursday, August 23, 2012 7:40:41 AM

Who doesn't like children?

Who doesn't like clean water?

Who doesn't like pure air?

Just curious (not critical...at all!)

DrMaddVibe wrote:

I think you would be surprised...

Do you believe a raped woman should be permitted the right to elect ab abortion?

DrMaddVibe
Thursday, August 23, 2012 7:58:37 AM

I think you would be surprised...

Do you believe a raped woman should be permitted the right to elect ab abortion?

rfenst wrote:

WGAF about this in an election?

Goober and Mildred?

We're FREAKING BROKE! 16 TRILLION in the hole and you're fretting and wringing your hands about what people's belief system on abortion is?

THIS is a non-issue!

My stance on abortion is IF you want one...PAY FOR IT YOURSELF! I'm not getting one, obviously...so why are MY taxpaying dollars put in a barrel for that?

Brewha
Thursday, August 23, 2012 8:23:21 AM

The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.

Stinkdyr wrote:

Actually, one of the drummers from Spinal Tap drowned in his own vomit.

Close but no FightingCock cigar for you!

Buckwheat
Thursday, August 23, 2012 8:30:48 AM

Who doesn't like children?

Pretty much only my own and that is not a constant thing.

Who doesn't like clean water?

I like beer better.

Who doesn't like pure air?

We all smoke cigars so I guess that is a

NO.

Just curious (not critical...at all!)

DrMaddVibe wrote:

DrMaddVibe
Thursday, August 23, 2012 8:34:12 AM
Children - 0

Mathen - 1

Buckwheat - 1/2

Clean Water - 0

Buckwheat - 1

Clean Air - 0

Buckwheat - 1

victor809
Thursday, August 23, 2012 8:46:47 AM

I'm guessing the fetus would cast a "no abort" vote.

HockeyDad wrote:

There's a reason we don't let those things vote till they hit 18.

Brewha
Thursday, August 23, 2012 8:52:37 AM

I'm guessing the fetus would cast a "no abort" vote.

HockeyDad wrote:

Right – and the sperm would vote no bl0w job. . . .

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