This old Bart got a cross-country whoopin' from his new cigar pal Bart in Virginia -- crgcpro, with an emphasis on the Pro.
Since young Bart is not a tightwad like his West Coast big brother, his trade arrived in good shape US Postal Priority after a 2,339-mile voyage from Virginia to us tree frogs here above Henderson Bay in Western Washington. My end of the trade was sent eastbound last week by UPS, the same as if it was sent by burro. Should be there around Christmas 2018.
Gather round for the damage:
A gorgeous yellow Greg Norman golf shirt embroidered with Cannon Ridge Golf Club - I will wear it until it falls into rags. Two black Cannon Ridge golf caps -- one for our fortnight of summer, the other heavier model for the rain season from Halloween to Memorial Day.
The Burner tabletop lighter for making our dinner tonight -- grilled Vienna sausages and watermelon Kool-Aid.
A Cigar Savor Humi-Brik and a Mardi Gras cigar knife that I can use to cut out the basal cell carcinoma in my left arm -- for reals!
And the tour de force -- 12 cigars that I will try to keep from smoking them all tonight:
* Man O'War
* Liga Privada #9 (yum-yum)
* Kristoff maduro
* Oliva Serie V
* Liga Privada Unico UF-4 that I have, unlit, in my mouth and it tastes great
* Liga Undercrown -- my fave cigar in all tobaccodom
* Padron maduro churchill
* Padron 1926 80th Anniversary torpedo that is worth more than my car
* San Lotano Oval -- I love these!
* Litto Gomez Diez - I believe a Lusitano
* and a very delicious LFD Air Bender -- my first!
Bart treated this old Bart righteous. I hope he enjoys the Hav-a-Tampa Jewels and used keychain I sent.
