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teedubbya
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14 years ago

1. He won the first CBID fat ass contest (stole it)
2. he brought an anti smoking nazi to our lair.
3. He let said anti smoking nazi steal his teste-cullies
4. He is ugly
5. He is from Deliverance country

Feel free to add to the list

Edited by user 9 years ago | Reason: Not specified

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ZRX1200
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14 years ago

Red squirrel

teedubbya
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14 years ago

Red squirrel

ZRX1200 wrote:

that alone is enough.... the sick backwoods bassard

teedubbya
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14 years ago

The dude reminds me of Andrew Zimmern assuming zimmerman went on the cabbage soup diet for a few years, lost a few teeth and began dating his relatives (mostly his nephews)

teedubbya
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14 years ago

Butterball just called me. he wants the part of MattieB in the CBID movie. He says he'll stop working out and eat a bit more if that is what it takes.

grmcooper
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14 years ago

He thinks killing innocent cute little animals are fun to kill.

jackconrad
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14 years ago

Related to Thonginator.

but hey i guess everyone is related in the Sip..

teedubbya
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14 years ago

Related to Thonginator.

but hey i guess everyone is related in the Sip..

jackconrad wrote:

I heard they share the same thong but they wash it whenever they get to the river and they always turn it around when they exchange

Edited by user 14 years ago | Reason: Not specified

ZRX1200
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14 years ago

Remember its not ghey until your balls touch.

teedubbya
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14 years ago

#10

Remember its not ghey until your balls touch.

ZRX1200 wrote:

too late for those two I suspect

bloody spaniard
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14 years ago

#11

He's an affable southern fried Chris Farley w/o the comedic genius of course and a good family man.
I don't know the rotund gentleman but what's there not to like?
🇨🇮

teedubbya
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14 years ago

#12

He's an affable southern fried Chris Farley w/o the comedic genius of course and a good family man.
I don't know the rotund gentleman but what's there not to like?
🇨🇮

bloody spaniard wrote:

what's not to like? have you read this thread?

what's to like? maybe that if you found a big enough pair of golfing shoes you could hire him to areate and flatten out the lawn at the same time>

lou2row
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14 years ago

#13

masterbated so violently as to tear his bicep.

DrMaddVibe
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14 years ago

#14

Told him he was supposed to switch off...did he lissin?

[-(

Now he's done torn up.

teedubbya
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14 years ago

#15

I heard folks in the cep go both ways

DrMaddVibe
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14 years ago

#16

I heard folks in the cep go both ways

teedubbya wrote:

Yup...backwards and crawlin'![frypan]

teedubbya
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14 years ago

#17

Yup...backwards and crawlin'![frypan]

DrMaddVibe wrote:

That would splain why the stretchmarks on MattieBs lips looks like a chocolate starfish

Edited by user 14 years ago | Reason: Not specified

Mattie B
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14 years ago

#18

Butterball just called me. he wants the part of MattieB in the CBID movie. He says he'll stop working out and eat a bit more if that is what it takes.

teedubbya wrote:

Thats Butterbean you MORON!

teedubbya
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14 years ago

#19

Thats Butterbean you MORON!

Mattie B wrote:

How do you know I wasn't calling you a turkey?

jackconrad
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14 years ago

#20

WW)
(=’.’=)
(")(") Becwause he wonts to shwoot me an makes me dinna !

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