usahog
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Tuesday, March 1, 2005 5:11:00 PM
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

Under same management for over 2000 years!

Soul food served here.

Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!

Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

Life has many choices. Eternity has two.

What's yours?

Worry is interest paid on trouble

before it is due.

Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!

Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.

It's hard to stumble when you're

down on your knees.

What part of "Thou Shalt Not"

don't you understand?

A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.

The wages of sin is death.

Repent before payday.

Never give the devil a ride.

He will always want to drive.

Can't Sleep? Try counting your blessings.

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

Christians, keep the faith...but not from others!

Satan subtracts and divides.

God multiplies and multiplies.

To belittle is to be little.

Don't let the littleness in others

bring out the littleness in you.

God answers knee-mail.

Try Jesus. If you don't like Him,

the devil will always take you back.

and Now my Own added Maquee: Don't shoot the Messanger I'm still living in the Flesh!!!!

Enjoy!!!!

Hog

TrannyMk
Tuesday, March 1, 2005 7:11:00 PM
Amen...
Wyteyes
Tuesday, March 1, 2005 8:29:00 PM
Here are a few on a list I have. John

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If you pause to think-- You'll have cause to thank!

As sure as God puts his children in the furnace, He will be in the furnace with them.

God won't be looking for your medals, degrees or diplomas--, He'll be looking for your scars.

Give God what's right--, not what's left!

Trade God your pieces for His peace.

When you get tired talking to your friend about God--, talk to God about your friend.

"Will the road you're on get you to my place?"....God

'Pray' is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school).

Make your eternal reservations now--- 'smoking' or 'non-smoking'?

Jesus built us a bridge, with 2 boards and 3 nails.

Count your blessings!  Recounts are OK---

Don't be God's weakest link!

MACS
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:33:00 AM
Lets not forget some of the marquee signs on the First Church of Springfield, on the Simpsons!

Some of those are pretty funny.

usahog
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Wednesday, March 2, 2005 5:36:00 AM
the Simpsons are my neighbors... Springfield IL... LOL

Hog

dapperdan
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 6:21:00 AM
There is a small Baptist church that I go by here in Fallbrook that puts a new one up each week. I love it. I will have to print this and drop it by but I see some they have already used.