tailgater
Friday, January 11, 2013 11:35:02 AM

Well, I knew this old boy who thought that eating bacon was a sin. I suppose to him it was. I hear tell some folks say cows are holy, and it's a sin to kill 'em.

Now I know there's a lot of people that don't like gays.

Brewha wrote:

But nobody's eating the gays...

Big_Bear
Friday, January 11, 2013 12:10:27 PM

"As we now work to select someone to deliver the benediction, we will ensure their beliefs reflect this administration's vision of inclusion and acceptance for all Americans."

DrafterX wrote:

. . . except those Americans that believe homosexuality is sin. We'd rather not include them.

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DrMaddVibe
Friday, January 11, 2013 12:30:58 PM

So, you feel comfortable picking up the first stone then.

pdxstogieman wrote:

Lookie here boys...we gots us one of them there muslims!

DrafterX
Friday, January 11, 2013 1:09:09 PM
"I feel that the bill is good and necessary, but I don’t think gay-homos should be killed. They should be imprisoned for about a year and warned never to do it again."

Shopkeeper John... 😟

jpotts
Friday, January 11, 2013 4:21:26 PM

Not only is it not a sin, but it's actually exempt.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.

Doesn't say you can't get it on with your neighbor himself.

tailgater wrote:

Next Commandment says you can't covet anything that is your neighbor's.

I assume that means his bod.

DrafterX
Friday, January 11, 2013 4:23:56 PM
wouldn't the wife fall into that catagory then...?? seems like a waste of a good commandment.... 😟
jpotts
Friday, January 11, 2013 4:24:07 PM

Oh, come on now. The idea that homosexuality is a sin is just something made up by some homophobes who learned how to cherry pick the bible.

Brewha wrote:

Yeah, because aside from Genesis, Leviticus, Deutoronomy, Judges, and Romans...where is homosexuality considered a sin?

Nowhere!

Frickin' holy-roller hypocrites!

(Ever seen lif of Brian and the dissertation of "What have the Romans done for us?")

jpotts
Friday, January 11, 2013 4:28:49 PM

wouldn't the wife fall into that catagory then...?? seems like a waste of a good commandment.... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Marriage makes man and woman "one flesh," derived from Genesis.

Jesus, in the Gospels reiterates this point when he is questioned by the scribes as to whether divorce is permissible.

So, she has exclusive rights to your bod.

That could be good, or - as a man named Bobbit discovered - very, very bad...

DadZilla3
Friday, January 11, 2013 5:29:58 PM

"I feel that the bill is good and necessary, but I don’t think gay-homos should be killed. They should be imprisoned for about a year and warned never to do it again."

Shopkeeper John... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Being in prison for a year would not have much of a downside for that particular demographic.

DrafterX
Friday, January 11, 2013 8:56:00 PM
True... true.... 😟

That was a quote from shopkeeper john back in '09 in Uganga when they decided gay-homos should die... seemed extreme to me too... 😟

pdxstogieman
Friday, January 11, 2013 9:15:21 PM

Lookie here boys...we gots us one of them there muslims!

DrMaddVibe wrote:

At the time your avowed savior was alleged by the authors of that biblical passage to have uttered those words, stoning was an approved Judaic implement of justice. Muslims, some not all, just seem to have kept their traditional methods of justice forward another half millenium or so. Not that I endorse them.

pdxstogieman
Friday, January 11, 2013 9:16:40 PM

Next Commandment says you can't covet anything that is your neighbor's.

I assume that means his bod.

jpotts wrote:

Your assumptions have a net worth of 0

DrafterX
Friday, January 11, 2013 9:23:02 PM

Your assumptions have a net worth of 0

pdxstogieman wrote:

And your assumptions are worth..??πŸ˜•

wheelrite
Friday, January 11, 2013 11:01:46 PM
God won't punish anyone for loving someone, only hating....
Brewha
Sunday, January 13, 2013 4:23:06 PM

God won't punish anyone for loving someone, only hating....

wheelrite wrote:

And that sir, is the single smartest thing I have read on all of Cbid.

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