What are you saying about the rest of the Texans?

Cuz OK sucks.

Both of ya come down we'll go humi diving!

Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog s hit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck d icks?

Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?

Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would f uck a person in the a ss and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!

nothing,,,

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Oh the temptations](*,)

. . . and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "Look Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge !? This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"

The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......

"YOUR BADGE !! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE !!"

C&P off of a facebook entry. Thought it is funny.

Well I have the roofies covered. You got the rest?

sounds like you guys are planning a Gay Homo Orgy or something....#-o

ya know, DATE RAPE IS ILLEGAL

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