I have my moments.

Probably shouldn't tell you the story about Whistlebritches and the pineapple though.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:

Pray tell..

My younger brother goes by "whistlebritches" or "whistler".. Ever blow over the lid of a soda bottle? Know how it whistles? Now picture the bass you'd get from a gust of wind over a 55 gal drum... Whistlebritches... With the aid of a good breeze, you're never surprised or caught off guard by this power bottom..

Confuzed wrote:

Hey confused, is that you in your avatar? Dude that ain't no cigar your smokin it's a -----.

Take your sorry air and blow somewhere else.

We got to dang many noobs hangin here as it is. Unless your a sexy brunette in your twenties and single.

Go now before some vet drops a bomb on you silly boy[-(

chazbo wrote:

Let me correct this statement for you.

Unless you are a sexy brunette in your twenties that's into balding, broke overweight balding married guys....

itsawaldo wrote:

Tu madre está lleno de mierda! Ir afeitar una oveja y montarlo bien! [whip]

Confuzed wrote:

Pinche pendejo !!!

m j toal wrote:

madre amante!

Confuzed wrote:

Not getting any love on my first post so here goes attempt number two...

Lawyers tell jokes about you, you smoke cigars to get the smell and taste of the endless number of Lewinsky's you given over the past day, I'm guessing the idea of "prison love" pretty much explains most of your puberty. Try and stop calling them moma when they are going down on ya okay?

SMGBobbyScott wrote:

This is more of a discussion than a transaction, so I posted it here.

***Free 5er to the VET that best tells me what a low down, dirty, worthless, unworthy NooB I am. Hurt meh, Hurt meh, Hurt meh! [horse]

The 5er will be random, but enjoyable. Take it as far as the forum allows, ladies.

I'll name the crude, arrogant, self-righteous azzhat at Midnight (Central) tonight. [ram27bat]

Confuzed wrote:

i really think you shouldnt let your mom beat you like this🐴 ive heard your confused and all but stop 😣

milcigarsmokr wrote:

It is midnight here dude...can't you tell time...are we going to have a freaking fiscal cliff on a bleeping 5er? I'd love to keep insulting you but I got another prick on another board that also has no life that I need to get to...

](*,)

SMGBobbyScott wrote: