Wife just called...
"WTF you ordered MORE cigars"
mind you i just got a large restocking shipment yesterday and it came in a huge box...
"Nope" i say (even though a few more items i ordered are due in by end of the week but i will deal with that he!! then)
"It is 10 frigg!in pounds" she says
"my order came in yesterday" i say
"Crack it open and look inside" i say
I hear mumble, curse, rip, cut, "lier", curse. mumble, cut, "SOB", mumble tear, " gonna kill him"
"Whats in it" i say
"There are like 30 - 40 cigars in here, envelopes, a flask, some other cigar crap, lots of baggies... Who the he!! is Jack? " she says
"Ok that is the noob box pass, i need to take some and put some in and ship out asap. Good thing i just got my shipment in for puts. " I say
"you know you are getting nuts with this right" She says
"You know you like listening to NKOTB and they are a blight on the world right" I say (hey it was the only rebuttal i could come up with that did not include her snoring or her mother being a pain so i went with it)
"F you" she says before the bang as the phone goes dead
SOOOOO thank you cbid... another marriage on the rocks because of you...
~now where were those plans to build a smoking room in the house, and the number of my lawyer~
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