I'd love to do that, but I'm in NC for the next few months. And if I can swing it I'm staying here.
It sounds like you'll be dressed perfectly for the occasion although you may want to include a drop cloth. And this will get that stinky cigar smell out of your car for a while. LOL
And yes EI, there was a time that I could force down a whole one, not any more. I did see a guy eat 2 whole ones once though. We had football practice after school and I kept waiting for him to puke, but I don't think it bothered him at all! It amazing what a 16 year old body is capable of.