justinjoslin82
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 11:09:24 PM
Your in the middle of a smoke and outta the blue you gotta number 2???

Out of respect to my wife, our new house and new little girl, I take smoking outdoors now. I guess you indoor guys don't have this problem.

Random...I know...but what's not random around here?

jnichols
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 11:13:41 PM
Lol yep you are going to fit in here just fine!
grrrrr609
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 11:18:08 PM
Whats worse is in the middle of a smoke, in the middle of an online poker game with some BOTL and an hour left before break, and the Papa Johns pizza is well you know, so you lose a few hands, go all in and lose, run to the bathroom and presto nothing but air. but thats all hypothetical tho right?
carls7069
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 11:34:59 PM
Damn! Could have gone all year without that visual!
Abrignac
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 11:50:54 PM
I'd say not bing able to tell the wet ones from the dry ones would fit somewhere in this madness.
Confuzed
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 11:56:14 PM
So then I'm definitely the only one who will sh-!t on a plant and worry about the cleanup later?

Do none of you keep a reserve package of adult wipes outside for situations like this?

Weak..

nicholasjames
Thursday, January 24, 2013 12:09:24 AM
i rest my cigar on the windshield wiper. forget i did. pull away. and watch my cigar lift off into the air.
delta1
Thursday, January 24, 2013 1:29:13 AM
If you're smoking a good cigar, it should stay lit for 3-4 minutes. Take a big puff before you go. If you need more time than that, better adjust your diet, or get a smaller house!
justinjoslin82
Thursday, January 24, 2013 1:34:23 AM
That's exactly what I did. 😉
Bentakemoto
Thursday, January 24, 2013 1:49:27 PM
I must need more fiber in my diet lol

luckily i haven't had to take the browns to the super bowl while smoking yet,

I'm sure a churchill will change that

drnos
Thursday, January 24, 2013 2:13:23 PM
This is why I love cbid. Still crazy after all these years.
DAD300
Thursday, January 24, 2013 5:00:37 PM
Wait, I missed something...you have to go inside to take a ****?
ZRX1200
Thursday, January 24, 2013 5:04:04 PM
This is why bad neighbors have yards....
tyyler82
Thursday, January 24, 2013 5:05:52 PM
TIGER's lawn
ZRX1200
Thursday, January 24, 2013 5:08:08 PM
Bad idea......BAD IDEA......

Don't mess with my buddy.

tyyler82
Thursday, January 24, 2013 5:10:15 PM

Bad idea......BAD IDEA......

Don't mess with my buddy.

ZRX1200 wrote:

Hey...hey...

That wasn't me on the lawn....I was a good noob that day.

opelmanta1900
Thursday, January 24, 2013 5:19:53 PM

Whats worse is in the middle of a smoke, in the middle of an online poker game with some BOTL and an hour left before break, and the Papa Johns pizza is well you know, so you lose a few hands, go all in and lose, run to the bathroom and presto nothing but air. but thats all hypothetical tho right?

grrrrr609 wrote:

So thaaat's what happened...

Abrignac
Thursday, January 24, 2013 5:36:46 PM

If you're smoking a good cigar, it should stay lit for 3-4 minutes. Take a big puff before you go. If you need more time than that, better adjust your diet, or get a smaller house!

delta1 wrote:

3-4 minutes for a number 2. Hell the paperwork alone takes a couple minutes. Not to mention the turtles that want to poke out when you think you're done. I'm thinking about 10-15 minutes when the house is burning down and I need to hurry out. Other than that, I might be a while.

opelmanta1900
Thursday, January 24, 2013 5:42:50 PM

3-4 minutes for a number 2. Hell the paperwork alone takes a couple minutes. Not to mention the turtles that want to poke out when you think you're done. I'm thinking about 10-15 minutes when the house is burning down and I need to hurry out. Other than that, I might be a while.

Abrignac wrote:

eat more mexican food...

Abrignac
Thursday, January 24, 2013 6:15:40 PM

eat more mexican food...

opelmanta1900 wrote:

So in addition perching on the throne for half an hour or so, you want my arse to burn as well. What kind of friend are you?

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