poop!
Usually stay on until my legs fall asleep. Then a quick wipe and down I go, to be rescued by my 16 month old daughter with my pants around my ankles.
carpenter69 wrote:
Can relate to the "Help I've fallen" moment,
LMAO
I smoke while doing it like Wheel does. LOL
Thanks to technology (i.e. smartphones, ipads, etc) the average time to finish a #2 has increased dramatically 😰
daveincincy wrote:
And the sale of Preparation H has increased proportionately.
Damn....now I gotta p00p!
dhoppe_rock wrote:
How about getting on the rooftop and shouting or all to hear.
Abrignac wrote:
My neighbors didn't seem all that impressed 🤔
3-4 minutes for a number 2. Hell the paperwork alone takes a couple minutes. Not to mention the turtles that want to poke out when you think you're done. I'm thinking about 10-15 minutes when the house is burning down and I need to hurry out. Other than that, I might be a while.
Is that before, or after the accident?
j/k Bro...hope you've fully recovered. 🇨🇮
sig worthy!
Cigars don't make me need to s***, they make me hungry.
smelly4tay wrote:
Yep, you get hungry, then ya gotta $hit. LOL
delta1 wrote:
Before and after. In fact, I'm posting this from my daughter's IPad while sitting on the crapper.
Fingers are about as good as there're gonna get. Both a little shorter than before.
