Anyone that's anyone KNOWS that the ONLY way to enjoy nothingade is with nothing added!

I gotta start charging for these pearls of wisdom...I'm sitting on a goldmine!

If you did charge, you'd make more cigar spending money!

:-k


Then again...for you...I charge...NOTHING!

I just happen to have nothing!!!!


Hope I don't run out of nothing.

When the nothing meter reaches zero...we're all gonna die

Nothing is nothing to worry about.

Don't fret over nothing.

Nothing ventured, gains nothing