paulkeck
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 2:31:03 PM
Just wanted to say hi im a noob here and to the world of cigars! so any pointers and help would be much appreciated thanks for your time.o:)
Bentakemoto
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 2:32:10 PM
Welcome!

Tell us about yourself!

dhoppe_rock
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 2:32:46 PM
What kind of cheese do you like?
paulkeck
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 2:38:14 PM
well i am fixin to be 34 the 22nd i have a twin brother that just turned me on to cigars he is new at it also. i love this site already has great deals im not new to forums i frequent a great site called texasbowhunter but still trying to navigate this one lol im from texas i have a lovely wife and 2 beautiful daughters. if by cheese you mean cigars lol (noob) so far i have liked the man o war riunation and Flor de las Antillas but i have tried more just didnt save the bands like an idiot

gae9jang2j
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 2:39:26 PM
At least it seems as if he's, as we say in the Army, "trainable"

now you can go to this one too and help out if you feel the need.

http://www.cigarbid.com/FORUM/c/posts/629092/OpFTH-Shipping-Fund-Drive 

gae9jang2j
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 2:40:06 PM
oh... and welcome

now run away before you get sucked in

dhoppe_rock
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 2:41:04 PM

well i am fixin to be 34 the 22nd i have a twin brother that just turned me on to cigars he is new at it also. i love this site already has great deals im not new to forums i frequent a great site called texasbowhunter but still trying to navigate this one lol im from texas i have a lovely wife and 2 beautiful daughters. if by cheese you mean cigars lol (noob) so far i have liked the man o war riunation and Flor de las Antillas but i have tried more just didnt save the bands like an idiot

paulkeck wrote:

Figures, another one from Texas.....](*,)

By cheese, I mean;

Cheddah

Pepper Jack

Monterrey Jack

Gouda

Blue

Cottage

Cheesy the Cheeswurst

Fromunda

String

American

Swiss

etc....

dhoppe_rock
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 2:41:44 PM
...oh and don't forget that chit that sprays outta the can.
Bentakemoto
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 2:46:52 PM

...oh and don't forget that chit that sprays outta the can.

dhoppe_rock wrote:

God bless America! 🐴

paulkeck
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 2:48:43 PM

Figures, another one from Texas.....](*,)

By cheese, I mean;

Cheddah

Pepper Jack

Monterrey Jack

Gouda

Blue

Cottage

Cheesy the Cheeswurst

Fromunda

String

American

Swiss

etc....

dhoppe_rock wrote:

](*,) lmao i told you i was a noob!!! i would have to say jalopino chedder cheese and yep born and raised lol also sent a gift to the cause it says to post the conformation so here it is Payment Sent (Unique Transaction ID # 0UB16320TE278345Y) and thanks for the greetings fellas

csiegels
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 2:55:30 PM
SO many noobs.
nickiam
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 3:01:27 PM
yep, so many noobs. haha

gae9jang2j
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 3:10:50 PM

Welcome, since you've been smoking a while you may know a lot more than most noobs but here is an intro...

Welcome to the nut farm!

A few things to remember:

If anyone asks you to choose between pancakes and waffles, remember it's ALWAYS pancakes or it could be waffles…who knows? Also, there is a big debate regarding cello on or off…cello on always!

If you misbehave, Trish will spank you.

FGM is NOT the only sane one here…but they are rare!

Wheelie is 5'11". Really! Honest!

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/612357/NEWBIES-INFO-PLEASE-READ-v-2-1-3 

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/626134/THINGS-TO-KNOW-IF-YOU-ARE-A-CIGAR-NOOB-REPOSTED-FROM-TRADES 

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/626198/n00b-PIB  and start making small trades with your fellow NOOBS.

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/625484/NOOB-TRADE-THREAD-40 

If you make it that far, you are well on your way to becoming a full-fledged azzhat! It will take time, but with perseverance, you can make it! Smoke’em if you got’em…they will make more!

SMGBobbyScott wrote:

stealing bobby's thunder lol

Zmarkadonis
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 3:12:49 PM
Welcome, fellow n00b and fellow twin, i too am pretty new to the whole game (5 months) Listen to these guys, they know WTF they are talking about and will not steer you wrong! Grow thick skin and do it fast. This is one of the only forums ive been in and these dude are just as generous as they are crazy.

Utilize weekly shipping (the only way to go)

Bid your max, do it early, and dont look back.

internet tabs are your friend for comparing prices, some auctions are not always a "DEAL" DONT EVER PASTE or NAME A COMPETITORS WEBSITE OR INFORMATION HERE, YOU WILL BE in BIG TROUBLE!!!

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/626198/n00b-PIB 

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/628257/NOOB-TRADE-THREAD-40 

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/380264/CAT-Challenge-The-Thonginator 

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/612357/NEWBIES-INFO-PLEASE-READ-v-2-1-3 

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/617445/Commonly-Used-Acronyms-and-Abbreviations-Updated 

this should get you started..

Some donts,

well, ill let you figure those out for yourself...

paulkeck
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 3:15:08 PM
thanks for all the heads up fellas
Zmarkadonis
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 3:21:26 PM
What kind of Cigars do you like to smoke? Brands? Wrappers? Characteristics? MOst of the vets here have a bottomless pit of cigar information at your disposal, and can recommend some great smokes to you and your bro, oh, and tell your bro to get on here too! im still working on mine....
paulkeck
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 3:30:43 PM
i have smoked the man o war riunation and Flor de las Antillas and a cao but i have tried more just didnt save the bands like an idiot lol

Zmarkadonis
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 3:44:16 PM
Havent tried either of those, But i know many folks on here have. Got a Flor de Las Antillas resting in the humi from my Noob/vet trade just havent gotten to it yet.
Mrs.Tank
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 4:35:38 PM
Strong Texas group here. They'll be along to welcome you at some point or another.

Welcome!

Cut up your credit cards, put on your thick coat, and buckle up.

Deb

JKilburn
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 4:40:53 PM
Welcome. Is your middle name likesthe or enjoysthe? If so send a message to Wheel or Jade.

[sarcasm]