Around here, we always POINT (and laugh) at noobs. 😂

I hope you're the one that opens the CC statements each month because if you're not your time here will be short. Enjoy the bidding while you can. 🤦

Whale c*m to the boards.

Feel free...

If Pineapple White Owls are your thing, let us know!

Your taste in cigars will evolve over time. Or not.

Try everything.

Never smoke on an empty stomach. There's a reason they're called "gurkhas"

Post pics of your humi. Buy a 75+ qt cooler. Buy beads and crystals.

Avoid using spray glue for ANY kind of repair.

Learn how to retrohale. When you do, teach me.

Always wear sunscreen.

Most the low hanging fruit for advice has already been given. Start a logbook for smokes, trades, and addies. And most guys around here can't count worth chit-5er's routinely run 7-10 smokes and sometimes more, and when you get assigned a vet by FGM/Thong-i-nator, expect to have your mailbox blown to smithereens.

Thanks for all the great advice and i finally learned how to retro hale just think i used the wrong stogie lol word of advice to all other noobs dont try retro haling with a man o war ruination for your first time lol

i still am trying to get my palete better. i just tried a black market and it was wow

😢 <---probably what ya did? I think I retrohaled something almost as full the first time too! Yeah, that might need to be a new piece of advice for other n00bs. Or not :-"

Pepajack in my crack!

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