Terrorism, calls for more homeland security, and now bird flu?

We can't catch a break.

I told ya...we were just LUCKY!

End Homeland Security...End the Patriot Act...can I get back some of the money and put it towards the debt?

Too late to short Yum Brands.

The Colonel is ill!

Feathers are gonna be cheap...

Can't wait for the new vaccine... I know it'll be good. Why? 'Cause they'll tell me so. I'll double up just to be sure.

Scary stuff.

Who cares if a bird gets the flu?