frankj1
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Tuesday, June 11, 2013 10:56:16 PM
Hard to beat Israeli Technology!

TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.

It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat is available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

BRILLIANT.

jackconrad
Tuesday, June 11, 2013 11:08:20 PM
aWESOME !
DadZilla3
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 6:05:41 AM
Excellent! 👍

If Israel ever develops a device that could remotely melt down those thumping 2000 watt car radios, I'd be the first to order one.

Burner02
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 8:39:10 AM
👍 👍👍👍
HockeyDad
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 8:45:01 AM
http://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/booth.asp 

More Israeli propaganda while maintaining the largest two concentration camps in world history. To make matters worse, they probably got US taxpayer funding to perform feasibility studies for this "device".

teedubbya
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 8:53:09 AM
Snopes is a liberal tool that shall not be trusted, sort of like Brewha
victor809
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 9:18:05 AM

Snopes is a liberal tool that shall not be trusted, sort of like Brewha

teedubbya wrote:

don't forget "facts"....

teedubbya
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:25:05 AM

don't forget "facts"....

victor809 wrote:

you take the good you take the bad you take them both and then you have....

HockeyDad
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 1:08:24 PM

you take the good you take the bad you take them both and then you have....

teedubbya wrote:

The facts of life?

frankj1
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013 1:18:16 PM

http://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/booth.asp

More Israeli propaganda while maintaining the largest two concentration camps in world history. To make matters worse, they probably got US taxpayer funding to perform feasibility studies for this "device".

HockeyDad wrote:

no need for snopesing, I said "if only" in the OP.

Party pooper.

rfenst
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:48:47 PM

http://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/booth.asp

More Israeli propaganda while maintaining the largest two concentration camps in world history. To make matters worse, they probably got US taxpayer funding to perform feasibility studies for this "device".

HockeyDad wrote:

Nice try.

Gene363
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:01:17 PM
Sounds like something that needs to be developed, gonna suck for people with pacemakers.
HockeyDad
Thursday, June 13, 2013 10:03:19 AM

Nice try.

rfenst wrote:

If all goes as planned, one day we'll have the opportunity to send our kids to Iran to fight and die in Israel's next war!

Aron Heller, The Associated Press

Published Wednesday, June 12, 2013 2:34PM EDT

Last Updated Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:43PM EDT

WARSAW, Poland -- Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu kicked off a two-day visit to Poland, which Germany's Nazis occupied during World War II and where they committed the worst crimes ever against the Jewish people, with a stern warning about a potential Holocaust from Iran.

Netanyahu said Wednesday the upcoming "so-called" Iranian presidential election will "change nothing" in the Islamic republic's quest for nuclear weapons and that the regime will continue to pursue a bomb aimed at destroying Israel. Iran insists its uranium enrichment program has only peaceful goals.

Iran's election overseers have approved a list of would-be hopefuls, most of them loyalists favoured by both the theocracy and the military, and any future president will likely side with the supreme leadership's nuclear aspirations.

"This is a regime that is building nuclear weapons with the expressed purpose to annihilate Israel's 6 million Jews," he said, alluding to the number of Jews killed by the Nazis during World War II. "We will not allow this to happen. We will never allow another Holocaust."

Israel considers Iran its greatest threat because of its support of Islamic militant groups, its arsenal of long-range missiles and primarily its advanced nuclear program.

DrafterX
Thursday, June 13, 2013 11:42:50 AM
why don't they just use war puppy-dogs..??? 😕