iwolf
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Monday, March 21, 2005 11:35:00 AM
ok we will see if it gets yanked

a kola goes into a whorehouse

chipslave
Monday, March 21, 2005 11:42:00 AM
"ok we will see if it gets yanked "

Are you referring to the thread or the kola? I think you actually meant koala. (c:

...man am I funny today! (c:

Slimboli
Monday, March 21, 2005 3:44:00 PM
Isn't Koyla the Russian 'nickname' for Nicholas?
Seth Gekko
Monday, March 21, 2005 3:48:00 PM
Koala= Eats bushes & leaves. . . . .
RICKAMAVEN
Monday, March 21, 2005 3:57:00 PM
Nicholas only eats bushes
andytv
Monday, March 21, 2005 4:46:00 PM
?
pabloescabar
Monday, March 21, 2005 5:52:00 PM
over here we's roll up them's kola's and smoke'm...
JonR
Tuesday, March 22, 2005 8:15:00 PM
a kola goes into a whorehouse

and asks for a whore named pepsi...

JonR

adroomi
Tuesday, March 22, 2005 8:17:00 PM
Seth, isn't that "shoots and leaves?"

Great book by the way.

Thom
Wednesday, March 23, 2005 8:25:00 AM
I think you mean the kids game "Shoots and Ladders"
Charlie
Wednesday, March 23, 2005 8:28:00 AM
Koalas only eat one particular kind of chutes and leaves.....Nicholas eats bushes, unless he is of an alternate persuassion!

This thread is crazy!

Charlie

EI
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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 8:33:00 AM
no its a panda that kills the bartender...

Look it up an animal from china that eats shoots and leaves

lofty1
Wednesday, March 23, 2005 8:40:00 AM
this thread never did make any sense to me. the more posts there are, the harder it is to read. i feel like i'm the only one on the outside of an inside joke.
iwolf
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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 11:16:00 AM
opps forgot about this one

so the koala askes the madam "i want to eat some bush"

she says "ok i guess, upstairs second door on the left"

so off he goes.

when he gets up there the prostitute says "make it quick"

the koala quickly says "no i just wanna eat some bush nothing else."

the prostitute reply's with a quick "o.k. less work for me"

the koala gets busy and when he's done he gets up to leave. The prostitute tells him to leave the money on the bedstand.

he says"nope i don't have to pay i am a koala"

she reply's "i am a prostitute so yes, you have to pay."

the koala says "no i am a koala"

to this the prostitute replys "if u look in the dictionary under prostitute it says: women you has sex for money."

the koalas awnser to this:"ya but if you look in the dictionary under koala it says: bear who eats bush and leaves."

sorry about the spelling

BLISTER
Wednesday, March 23, 2005 11:23:00 AM
iwolf, that joke wouldn't have been nearly as funny without the pent up expectation level.

You might want to thank your fellow BOTL's for the built up climax.

Can I say that?

Charlie
Wednesday, March 23, 2005 12:43:00 PM
Koalas eat bush? Nice to know!

Charlie

iwolf
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Wednesday, March 23, 2005 7:31:00 PM
ya i know i was typing it and the wife needed me and i accidentally posted well i check the next day and theirs like 10 post so hey i had to post something right??

tpottiger
Wednesday, March 23, 2005 9:14:00 PM
But did the koala get a Pimpstick up aside the head???