Anybody watching the race,if so there is a website with live coverage www.olntv.com and on the homepage you click Tour de France website which is in red print. It gives you all the stats!

How do they smoke?

like donuts gotta blow through the hole!Hope this helps if you need instrution for lightining a cigar e-mail me [email protected]

How does a French woman hold her la gloria?

Screw the French. I hope Lance flips them all off as he crosses the finish line in Paris for his 4th straight victory. Just my $.02 cents worth.

LLT,I know how a French woman holds her liquor. X

the french they are a funny race
they talk through their nose
and f*** with their face.

X, did you hear about that tired Frenchman who fell asleep as soon as his feet touched the pillow?

and the waitress said to the group."would you guys like some cocktails?"

and the group said, "yes. tell us a few."

The French always seem to have a "better than thou" attitude and we are nothing but American Scum. That is until the Germans invade them. The best thing about the German's my dad used to say was "Give a German a Gun and point him towards France and he will automatically start marching."....GO LANCE!!!!