It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00 am, on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker.

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!!"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the

men's tee."

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!"

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back... "WOULD THE A$$HOLE WITH THE MICROPHONE KINDLY KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!"

LMAO

ahh, a good walk gone bad.

great joke!

Charlie

LOL.

At least you didn't take the Mulligan.

My golf game would not allow me not to.

LOL- great joke.

-jd

Heading to Myrtle Beach in a few weeks for the annual golf trip . Gotta remember that one!!!

Wagner

I've done that and not proud of it. But what the f** a day out in the sun a great walk a gar couple beers don't get any better than that

I hate when that happens. It's so hard to finish the hole with you're pants down.

Skatty: I was playing a round with my mom once, and I didn't get it past the lady's tee. To embarrass her, I pulled down my shorts (I was wearing boxers - so it wasn't a big deal) and walked up to her tee with her. She was pretty red but laughed.