Jon Macgregor walks into his local pub, sits down, orders a pint and sulks. The bartender asks what the problem is.

"Well, look out that window there. You see that fence?," Macgregor asks.

"Sure," replies the bartender.

"I built that fence, but NOBODY calls me Macgregor the Fence Builder. And those trees right next to them..."

"You planted those?" asked the bartender.

"Yup. And guess what? Nobody calls me Macgregor the Arborist. But, you f*ck ONE goat....."

LMAO @ Ryanpederson the diaper wearer

Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. Personally, I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country, as it seems they have a lot of time on their hands:

1. Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head)

2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)

3. Multiply by 80

4. Add 1

5. Multiply by 250

6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number

7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again

8. Subtract 250

9. Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer? Oh math, ain't it peachy?!

its about odd/even numbers and how they interact.

Math. Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.

Gotta love Peter Griffin... (c:

Note: this will not work with scientific based calculators. The "order of operations" throws the final result off unless you hit the "equals" sign after each step.

that's really interesting (the math trick). if you break down the steps of the procedure, you come up with the formula:

10,000x + y = phone number

where x = first 3 digits

and y = last four digits.

it makes sense when you look at this way. i'm just curious how the first guy expanded it to the steps in the trick. you have to be pretty bored, i think.

bucky: you engineering geek! 😉

"it makes sense when you look at this way. i'm just curious how the first guy expanded it to the steps in the trick. you have to be pretty bored, i think. "

...probably didn't have all those distractions like a girlfriend, sex, etc... (c:

I would imagine he looked a lot like this:

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=7&messageDisplay=0000000036302 

funny joke

Ryan the cheerleader

or would you prefer Ryan the self boob licker

either I am an idiot or it didn't work. I know that the answer should have been my tel number but I did it 3 times and no way.HUH

never I must be an idiot I left out the same step each time.

I didn't recognize the final number and when I dialed it this is what the answering machine said: " This is RICKAMAVEN I'm not home but if this is you Bushy I love you very much, really I do.

JonR

Dear Ryan,

My abacus does not go that high.

Sincerely,

Confuscious