Puffnstuff79
Wednesday, May 14, 2014 8:48:41 PM
Well, there are other reasons than what is to follow but here goes:

I don't know of any other way to get punched in the throat in a way that makes my tongue tingle while I breath leathery butter out of my nose and makes the back of my eyes rest that leaves my body satisfied and my mind at ease that is both legal and offensive to only little girls and children. Oh yeah, and the other folks doing the same thing ain't so bad either. Oh yeah, and cause I want to

dharbolt
Wednesday, May 14, 2014 9:22:31 PM
👍

Fluffy

wheelrite
Wednesday, May 14, 2014 9:35:27 PM
My Broad gets wet watching me smoke a cigar,,

that's why,,

wheel,,,

gae9jang2j
Wednesday, May 14, 2014 9:35:58 PM
u drunk?
stogiemonger
Wednesday, May 14, 2014 9:48:06 PM
Return to forum without posting.
danmdevries
Wednesday, May 14, 2014 10:02:19 PM

u drunk?

gae9jang2j wrote:

Gettin there.

Training crunch time. Beerfest is Saturday.

Puffnstuff79
Wednesday, May 14, 2014 10:11:28 PM
Not drinking. Just reminiscing on the recent past and how much time I've had for more than the occasional stick. Thought I'd share part of the thought. But then again, we all know what think did
frankj1
Wednesday, May 14, 2014 10:59:47 PM

Well, there are other reasons than what is to follow but here goes:

I don't know of any other way to get punched in the throat in a way that makes my tongue tingle while I breath leathery butter out of my nose and makes the back of my eyes rest that leaves my body satisfied and my mind at ease that is both legal and offensive to only little girls and children. Oh yeah, and the other folks doing the same thing ain't so bad either. Oh yeah, and cause I want to

Puffnstuff79 wrote:

little girls AND children? mutually exclusive subsets? me spidey sense is tingling.................j/k, I hope!

Puffnstuff79
Wednesday, May 14, 2014 11:06:41 PM
You knouu you're Spider-Man when...you got it
Thunder.Gerbil
Wednesday, May 14, 2014 11:28:41 PM

Well, there are other reasons than what is to follow but here goes:

I don't know of any other way to get punched in the throat in a way that makes my tongue tingle while I breath leathery butter out of my nose and makes the back of my eyes rest that leaves my body satisfied and my mind at ease that is both legal and offensive to only little girls and children. Oh yeah, and the other folks doing the same thing ain't so bad either. Oh yeah, and cause I want to

Puffnstuff79 wrote:

Wow. You must smoke some really shitty cigars.

Puffnstuff79
Wednesday, May 14, 2014 11:32:08 PM
All in a good way. I've had my bad ones but no, really, yumm
youngra
Thursday, May 15, 2014 3:41:47 PM
Because they are good enough, and smart enough and doggone it, people just like them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Stuart Smalley)
Palama
Thursday, May 15, 2014 4:51:50 PM

Because they are good enough, and smart enough and doggone it, people just like them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Stuart Smalley)

youngra wrote:

😂 😂 😂

limochas
Friday, May 23, 2014 4:15:09 PM

Well, there are other reasons than what is to follow but here goes:

I don't know of any other way to get punched in the throat in a way that makes my tongue tingle while I breath leathery butter out of my nose and makes the back of my eyes rest that leaves my body satisfied and my mind at ease that is both legal and offensive to only little girls and children. Oh yeah, and the other folks doing the same thing ain't so bad either. Oh yeah, and cause I want to

Puffnstuff79 wrote:

Poetry

JadeRose
Friday, May 23, 2014 6:26:34 PM
Do you like the big ring ones? You smoke those because you like having something big, dark, veiny and girthy in your mouth.
delta1
Friday, May 23, 2014 6:33:46 PM
And which leaves an oily and foul tasting wet substance in your mouth...
wheelrite
Friday, May 23, 2014 6:46:47 PM

My Gimp has a large gauge johnson.

JadeRose wrote:

oh my

wheel,

Puffnstuff79
Friday, May 23, 2014 11:49:27 PM
I just miss my binky
itsawaldo
Saturday, May 24, 2014 9:45:57 AM
Relaxing

Self reflection

Decompression

Mood enhancer

Keeps bugs away

Keeps wife away

Hides GF cologne

Keeps dog close (miss my smoking buddy bad!)

Gives me time to drink more

Enjoy the aroma

Camaraderie of the leaf- you know all that heavy stuff us guys are not comfortable talking about and can be addressed by a simple caveman grunt of greetings and talk of sports.

Puffnstuff79
Saturday, May 24, 2014 11:06:08 AM
^keeps kids at bay. "Can't climb on me while I have this, we don't breath it in."