chipslave
Friday, April 15, 2005 10:23:00 AM
http://tinyurl.com/934a6 

I wonder if he choked it first...

Da Chief
Friday, April 15, 2005 10:40:00 AM
man revives chicken to keep him fresh for the BBQ! LOL!
bloody spaniard
Friday, April 15, 2005 10:45:00 AM
I suspect fowl play.

Mr. Comediehen

lukin
Friday, April 15, 2005 11:13:00 AM
sounds like his Goose was almost cooked

ugh...thats bad.

dave97402
Friday, April 15, 2005 11:52:00 AM
Lukin....that's just fowl man! Just fowl

(sorry)

Dave

jackconrad
Friday, April 15, 2005 12:08:00 PM
just stuff it
chipslave
Friday, April 15, 2005 12:55:00 PM
from the article...

"Safken said he first swung the chicken by the feet to revive it. When that failed, he continued swinging and blowing into its beak. "

um... wtf?

stogiepa
Friday, April 15, 2005 1:56:00 PM
Somebody better revive Slim!!!! LMAO

On the chicken, I can't get image out of my mind!!!

lukin
Friday, April 15, 2005 2:29:00 PM
chippy, this is standard veterinary practice to an extent. When an animal has to have a c-section, the animals are removed from the mother and then they shake them rather violently (being careful to protect the head and neck) in order to remove the fluids from the body...my wife does this all the time
chipslave
Friday, April 15, 2005 2:37:00 PM
lukin,

good to know. Does she also do this: (from the artice as well)

""Then one eye opened. I thought it was an involuntary response," Safken said. The chicken's beak opened a little wider, and Safken started yelling at it: "You're too young to die!"

(c:

lukin
Friday, April 15, 2005 2:44:00 PM
not in a million years...I would pay good money to see something like that
lukin
Friday, April 15, 2005 2:47:00 PM
perhaps the biggest question that comes to mind when reading this article....considering the fact that you also posted the article about the person suckling the monkey......what the heck are you searching for when you find articles like this?
chipslave
Friday, April 15, 2005 3:39:00 PM
lukin...

good point indeed. I got them from www.fark.com

they have some of the strangest stories on there...