And for the people who speak Swedish.
Letter frum oone-a 'Ungry Vumun'
VHET A LETTER ! Bork Bork Bork!
Letter frum oone-a 'Ungry Vumun'
I dun't knoo vhu vrute-a it boot zeey shuoold hefe-a seegned it. Sume-a pooerffool vurds. Thees vumun shuoold roon fur preseedent. Bork Bork Bork!
Vreettee by a huoosooeeffe-a frum Noo Jersey und suoonds leeke-a it! Thees is oone-a teecked ooffff ledy. Bork Bork Bork!
'Ere-a ve-a feeghting a ver oon terrur oor eren't ve-a? Ves it oor ves it nut sterted by Islemeec peuple-a vhu bruooght it tu oooor shures oon September 11, 2001 ? Bork Bork Bork!
Vere-a peuple-a frum ell oofer zee vurld, mustly Emereecuns, nut brootelly moordered thet dey, in doontoon Munhettun , ecruss zee Putumec frum oooor neshun's cepeetul und in a feeeld in Pennsylfuneea ? Bork Bork Bork!
Deed neerly three-a thuoosund mee, vumee und cheeldree deee-a a hurreeble-a, boorneeng oor croosheeng deet thet dey, oor deedn't zeey? Bork Bork Bork!
Und I'm sooppused tu cere-a thet a cupy ooff zee Kurun ves 'desecreted' vhee un oofervurked Emereecun suldeeer keecked it oor gut it vet?...Vell, I dun't. I dun't cere-a et ell. Bork Bork Bork!
I'll stert cereeng vhee Oosema been Ledee toorns heemselff in und repents fur inceenereting ell thuse-a innucent peuple-a oon 9/11. Bork Bork Bork!
I'll cere-a ebuoot zee Kurun vhee zee funeteecs in zee Meeddle-a Iest stert cereeng ebuoot zee Huly Beeble-a , zee mere-a pussesseeun ooff vheech is a creeme-a in Soodee Erebeea
I'll cere-a vhee zeese-a thoogs tell zee vurld zeey ere-a surry fur chuppeeng ooffff Neeck Berg's heed vheele-a Berg screemed thruoogh hees goorgleeng sleshed thruet. Bork Bork Bork!
I'll cere-a vhee zee cooerdly su-celled 'eensoorgents' in Ireq cume-a oooot und feeght leeke-a mee insteed ooff deesrespecting zeeur oovn releegiun by heeding in musqooes. Bork Bork Bork!
I'll cere-a vhee zee meendless zeeluts vhu bloo zeemselfes up in seerch ooff nurfuna cere-a ebuoot zee innucent cheeldree veethin runge-a ooff zeeur sooeecide-a . Bork Bork Bork!
I'll cere-a vhee zee Emereecun medeea stups pretendeeng thet zeeur Furst Emendment leeberties ere-a sumehoo dereefed frum interneshunel lev insteed ooff zee Uneeted Stetes Cunsteetooshun's Beell ooff Reeghts .. Bork Bork Bork!
In zee meunteeme-a, vhee I heer a stury ebuoot a brefe-a mereene-a ruoogheeng up un Ireqee terrureest tu oobteeen inffurmeshun, knoo thees: I dun't cere-a. Bork Bork Bork!
Vhee I see-a a foozzy phutu ooff a peele-a ooff neked Ireqee preesuners vhu hefe-a beee hoomeelieted in vhet emuoonts tu a cullege-a-hezeeng inceedent, rest essoored: I dun't cere-a. Bork Bork Bork!
Vhee I see-a a vuoonded terrureest get shut in zee heed vhee he-a is tuld nut tu mufe-a becoose-a he-a meeght be-a buuby-trepped, yuoo cun teke-a it tu zee bunk: I dun't cere-a. Bork Bork Bork!
Vhee I heer thet a preesuner, vhu ves issooed a Kurun und a preyer met, und fed 'speceeel' fuud thet is peeed fur by my tex dullers, is cumpleeening thet hees huly buuk is beeeng 'meeshundled,' yuoo cun ebsulootely beleeefe-a in yuoor heert ooff heerts: I dun't cere-a. Bork Bork Bork!
Und ooh, by zee vey, I'fe-a nuteeced thet sumeteemes it's spelled ' Kurun ' und oozeer teemes ' Qoorun .' Vell, Jeemmy Creck Curn und-yuoo gooessed it-I dun't cere-a!! Bork Bork Bork!
Iff yuoo egree-a veet thees feeoopuint, pess thees oon tu ell yuoor I-meeel freeends. Suuner oor leter, it'll get tu zee peuple-a respunseeble-a fur thees reedicooluoos behefeeur! Bork Bork Bork!
Iff yuoo dun't egree-a, zeen by ell meuns heet zee delete-a boottun. Shuoold yuoo chuuse-a zee letter, zeen pleese-a dun't cumpleeen vhee mure-a etruceeties cummeetted by redeecel Moosleems heppee here-a in oooor greet Cuoontry! Und mey I edd:
'Sume-a peuple-a spend un inture-a leeffetime-a vundereeng iff zeey mede-a a deefffference-a in zee vurld. Boot, zee Mereenes dun't hefe-a thet prublem' -- Runeld Reegun
I hefe-a unuzeer qooute-a thet I vuoold leeke-a tu edd END.......I hupe-a yuoo furverd ell thees. Bork Bork Bork!
'Iff ve-a ifer furget thet ve're-a Oone-a Neshun Under Gud, zeen ve-a veell be-a a neshun gune-a under' Elsu by.. Runeld Reegun
Oone-a lest thuooght fur zee dey:
In cese-a ve-a feend oooorselfes sterteeng tu beleeefe-a ell zee Untee-Emereecun senteement und negeteefity, ve-a shuoold remember Inglund 's Preeme-a Meenister Tuny Bleur 's vurds dooreeng a recent interfeeoo. Vhee esked by oone-a ooff hees Perleeement members vhy he-a beleeefes su mooch in Emereeca , he-a seeed: 'A seemple-a vey tu teke-a meesoore-a ooff a cuoontry is tu luuk et hoo muny vunt in.. Und hoo muny vunt oooot.'
Oonly tvu deffeening furces hefe-a ifer ooffffered tu deee-a fur yuoo:
1. Jesoos Chreest
2. Zee Emereecun G. I. Bork Bork Bork!
Oone-a deeed fur yuoor suool, zee oozeer fur yuoor freedum. Bork Bork Bork!
YOOo MIGHT VENT TO PESS THIS OoN,
ES MENY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OoF THEM. Bork Bork Bork!
EMEN!