I shoulda moved. Really. Cause I need a whole new front porch now.
Along with my mail today shows up an LFR with Da General's return addy on it (hint, hint, beep, beep).
I carefully cut it open and find a packet of jambalaya mix, one water pillow and an Undercrown box. "Cool" I think, innocently enough, since Undercrown boxes make good gitties. Hey, how bad can this be? One water pillow, so I'm thinking a nice 5er safely packed in a good box. Hahahahaha silly n00b. I pull the Undercrown box out and notice it's pretty pristine for an Undercrown box that has stored cigars then other stuff and now being used as a packing box. I even thought "Wow, the seal/nail on this Undercrown box looks pretty new...."
Did I say "Undercrown box"? Sorry about that, it was a BOX OF UNDERCROWNS! Todd must have gone crazy with MSU being #1 in the nation for the first time ever and Ole Miss also in the top three. Yep, for the first time I now own a box of cigars-and we ain't talking Flor del doo-doos here, we're talking Undercrown robbies!
Still in shock, thanks a million General-you already do awesome stuff for OpFTH and this was over the top. Robert and Waldo, take my advice. Move. Forward your mail. Anything, my brothers or you're next! Todd's mad, mad I tell you!
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