Well, I'll do the n00bs a favor, and offer a quick "cigar copy" translation for them.
Take almost any cigar description for a "second", an "overrun", or "mistake".............

Here's the translation:

Who would believe that you noobs are actually dumb enough to buy and smoke overruns from ____________ , ha ha ha ha ha ha!!. It's amazing, these dog rockets cost us less than 25 cents each, and we hose you at $1.50 apiece. These blends aren't really smokeable, but it's cheaper to roll them up, than it is to haul this scrap back out to the fields and spread it as fertilizer. Major size, cosmetic, and burn issues is what you can expect with 50% of these turds, and the ones that do burn somewhat, will taste like crap. But that doesn't change the fact that since you're a stupid noop, you'll think they are a premium quality handmade. Coming from the ____________factory that cranks out other barely smokeable yard gars like _______ and ______, and _________, it's amazing that you noods continue to buy and smoke this stuff................but we thank you!

KingoftheCove wrote:

Rocky Patel, Gurkha, Puros Indios, all get trashed here on a regular basis. But they keep making them. By reading the ads and watching TV commercials, every crappy car made was the best ever. As for the cigars, somebody likes them. And it's true that ads embellish the cigars to entice buyers. Some think AF Opus X is the best, some will only smoke Cubans. I like Opus (not worth the hype or price) and Cubans, but many others are just as good, or better. Some Rockys, PIs, and Gurkhas are pretty good, a lot, I don't like. But that is my opinion, arrived at because I tried them.
Before condemning a cigar, give it a try. You might be surprised.

Mandoman wrote:

I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything.

- David St. Hubbins

bs_kwaj wrote:

Brag on them all they want, it's hype. The dead horse that bothers me is when a cigar is rated highly years ago and the ones being sold today are still touted as being as good as the original.
I expect there to be a sales pitch behind the cigar. The factory wants to sell them, they gotta eat too. If every cigar tasted amazing like the description then none of them would be amazing and the challenge of finding cigars that you think are accurately described wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable.

Stay smokey my friends. 🇨🇮

99cobra2881 wrote:

Why do you hate CBid..?? 😕

DrafterX wrote:

Well, I'll do the n00bs a favor, and offer a quick "cigar copy" translation for them.
Take almost any cigar description for a "second", an "overrun", or "mistake".............

Here's the translation:

Who would believe that you noobs are actually dumb enough to buy and smoke overruns from ____________ , ha ha ha ha ha ha!!. It's amazing, these dog rockets cost us less than 25 cents each, and we hose you at $1.50 apiece. These blends aren't really smokeable, but it's cheaper to roll them up, than it is to haul this scrap back out to the fields and spread it as fertilizer. Major size, cosmetic, and burn issues is what you can expect with 50% of these turds, and the ones that do burn somewhat, will taste like crap. But that doesn't change the fact that since you're a stupid noop, you'll think they are a premium quality handmade. Coming from the ____________factory that cranks out other barely smokeable yard gars like _______ and ______, and _________, it's amazing that you noods continue to buy and smoke this stuff................but we thank you!

KingoftheCove wrote: