Bill sent me a really nice fiver of CC's... which unfortunately arrived at my doorstep completely crushed. He deserves a shoutout for bein a great BOTL though. Thanks anyway wheel!


Stupid usps....

Step 1: Have a bum leg and fall down on some cigars, completely crushing them.
Step 2: Put crushed cigars in box, smash it some more, mail to someone else.
Step 3: Profit rep points as people blame USPS.


For a doofus midget, wheel's kinna smart sometimes.












[sarcasm]

remove bands, bring box and smokes to P.O.
Wheel collects insurance.

Ah crap. That's a really good point Frank. I wish I would have remembered that.

Thought Wheel may have received new crutches.

[quote=hinzna]Bill sent me a really nice fiver of CC's... which unfortunately arrived at my doorstep completely crushed.

OMG you got a 5er of CCs and someone sat on them...Geez that is like getting a new corvette delivered after an elephant sat on it.

I am sorry you had to see the most horrible of sights, a dead CC but the pure carnage of 5 CCs dismembered....you must have PTSD from that, I would seek help from a professional at your local Cigar Lounge.


I am sending my last and most prized CC Cohiba to Chewmaise, I hope the post office does not screw it up.

I am looking forward to the EOD Tool from Chewmaise. BUR is lurking with another hit threated, and last one I sent to him had a few wires attached..hahahah BUR is a master EOD instructor and well that is frightening thinking about what could come with his cigar bombs between community friends.

Say that gives me an idea...cigarette loads in a cigar ...hmmm let the anticipation begin...[jester]

I will have to borrow a friends EOD dog before opening his next box.

Loosing 5 CCS could scar a person for life....hey save the gars if you can and try the leftovers in a pipe. If they are only broken in half the broken parts are still usable, but definately hit the USPS up for the insurance. Someone could apply that to a CC split. 🌫

Actually the pipe idea is great, wish I still had them. And a pipe....