I opened the door and there was a large box left on the porch. The porch which is reinforced concrete how has a crack and is sitting askew. I tried to lift the box and almost had to call for help. The label said "Ima Bad Person".
Hmm who could this be?
Well Inside the box was a nice note. As I read it I discovered the author is a fiction writer. He said someone had been sending him mystery boxes and he discovered that somehow I was involved and he was sending me what belonged to me. BS all BS, This man is just one friggin Great BOTL who obviously watched to many repeats of the movie "Billy Jack" because first he smacked me up side the head with his foot, then dropped me with a big freaking baseball bat.[ram27bat]
Inside the box I found a curious tube shaped object. When I unwrapped the bubble wrap from it I discovered it was a fifth of "Old Balvenie" my absolute favorite Scotch. Pow![ram27bat]
Then I saw another box. In it were two fivers. Oh not just any cigars but;
5 CC El Ray Mundo Choix Supreme JNL Dic 04 Cab Select
and
5 CC lanceros with a band that just had an R on them and Classico ECA May 2000 Pow Lights out[ram27bat]
Now the only thing I can figure out is I had just made a post the other day about one of the brothers lives being forever changed by Buckwheat hitting him with a fist full of cc's. Then 🅱BOOM SMACK POW BIF WHAMO🅱 I got the smacking of a lifetime. Oh and Julian said no return fire, but to send my thanks to OPFTH, what an incredible super generous BOTL.
Thanks Julian, My life has been forever changed and man my Morale is riding high on the crest of this wave!
You guys are the absolute best!=d> =d> =d> =d> =d>
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