No fake braces, he wanted to "role play" at least there's no gag reflex.

ZRX1200 wrote:

****... We've got a hand job house just a block from where I live... In practically every direction. The owner of one, mama-san, drives a ridiculously expensive mercedes sports car...one of those v12 ones. She parks at the same valet garage I use.

I'm in the wrong business.

victor809 wrote:

That just hurts jaderose.

ZRX1200 wrote:

This guy just turned this thread all serious and stuff.

So do you get the same garage discount?

bgz wrote:

This brings back a memory from 20 years ago, it seems that I heard, that if you went to an Asian massage parlor on the outskirts of town, or so I heard, they would bring you in, give you a bath, or so I heard, scrub you down real good, or so I heard, massage you really well, or so I heard, and then give you, the way I heard, a nice hand job, how I heard, and send you on your smiling way.

At least, that's how I heard it, of course. I personally wouldn't know.

That's just what I heard.

8-[

jetblasted wrote:

Hopefully this thread has a happy ending

ZRX1200 wrote:

I wouldn't put money on it.....Nope

charliebarr wrote:

So this is what my girlfriend means when she tells me she's gonna find Pablo and give him a handy?

Sure am glad Pablo is a cat, I hope. She has sent me pictures of a cat and says its Pablo.....

itsawaldo wrote: