Old joke but don't recall seeing here.

A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland,

at midnight during a winter month. During the pilot's preflight check, he

discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight.

So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is

called out to take care of it.

The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the

aircraft only to find that the latrine pump-truck has been left

outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the

hangar, which takes even more time.

He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he

has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately

and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later.

As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, 'Son, your

attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm

going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but

punished.'

Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath,

stands tall and says, 'Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son;

I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in Thule,

Greenland, for 11 months without any leave, and reindeer's asses are

beginning to look pretty good to me. I have two stripes; it's 2:30 in

the morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero, and my job

here is to pump chit out of an aircraft. Now, just exactly what form

of punishment did you have in mind?

poor bassard.... 😟

OMG can I relate to that. Only it was a C-141 and the turd truck pull away from the jet after sucking the weaste and dump several prefectly placed turds on the ram. The AC called me over and aked me if I wouold clean that up before the Pax showed. I very respecfully told him that I was the Crew Cheif not fleet services and I wasn't signed off on removing human weast. He looked at me and smiled and told me that's a pretty good line of BS, but I guess you can't pickup that human ****. It was so nasty I almost lost it.

Just another day in the life.

The punishment is a night with Judge Judy...

Back in the early 80's when I was a new-hire with Piedmont Airlines, my job that day way dumping the lavs on inbound aircraft. I was at the back end of a 727 & I hooked up the dump hose to the plane and pulled the first release handle, and then the 2nd. Nothing happened. I realized I didn't have the hose properly connected & I gave it a little jiggle. Well, both rear lavs then started to dump, the hose broke loose and I got blasted on my chest with blue juice and the entire contents of two lav tanks. I pulled out one used tampon from my shirt pocket & a tiny turd found its way in there, too.

Luckily it was the last flight of my shift & I went home stained from blue solution.

Nice, eh ?

That would suck!

Just saying.

That's just one little plane, try dealing with a frigate full ladies!

Holy Moly!!! Lol!!