Good Gosh Tom, who wudda guessed, a fart expert in our ranks.


I bet you can tell by the smell what was eaten to produce the gas

Great job mikey

I dont want to brag but I do have a master's in fartology and a pHd in Gaseous Emissions. Standard degrees from most U.S. Universities particularly in political science and journalism departments.

But don't be so modest yourself. I admire how you have amassed great skill through experience and hard work. You are the Guru of Gas, the Sage of Stink, the Master of Methane. You can tell the difference between a cayenne "burner" and a chili "bomber" at 200 yards. A true fartician.

P.S. Did you just eat a Ding Dong or was that a Little Debbie?

Well I damn sure didnt eat a Ding Dong!



You guys and gals are amazing.

Done. Keep the lid on tight, will ya?

yeah, same here.
I'm in, but can I pass the jar to someone else?

I havent responded to all that have jumped on this, too dang many of ya, for this I apologize, but it also makes me proud to belong to such a caring bunch of azzhats, loosers, jackasses, old farts, rednecks, pinheads, smartasses, Dinks, midgets, and wonderful women.

You people are amazing

I got alot of pms today also mikey, this might just turn out pretty dayum well......im on way to buy another jar 😉

SFR out today.
Expected delivery : Friday 5/22



bomb busa

who you calling a midget?

Good job mikey

And bomb jespear!!!!!

One Leaving.....er left Indy today, the post lady said the card was too heavy and I'd have to put it in a box
I dunno what that's all about.....:-k