Burner02
Friday, June 19, 2015 9:34:51 AM
Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer, who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind...(probably always on time delay these days).

Feherty Quotes:

"It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group."

"Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the

strongest muscle in his body."

"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in

bacon."

" I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the

birth of his next wife."

Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."

Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime - "VJ hits more balls

than Elton John's chin."

"That's a great shot with that swing."

"It's OK - the bunker stopped it."

At Augusta 2011 - "It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day

like this would be to play golf on it."

"That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."

"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a

balloon near the edge of a cliff."

"That green appears smaller than a Pygmie's nipple".

DrafterX
Friday, June 19, 2015 9:56:34 AM

"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in

bacon."

Burner02 wrote:

🤣

Mattie B
Friday, June 19, 2015 10:05:56 AM
Now way he said this stuff.

McCord was suspended for saying a putt would be "slicker than a fresh bikini wax".

Burner02
Friday, June 19, 2015 10:36:24 AM

Now way he said this stuff.

McCord was suspended for saying a putt would be "slicker than a fresh bikini wax".

Mattie B wrote:

I believe McCord's dust up came during the Masters and that had a lot to do with him being suspended.

The only one on the list that a network would have a problem with is the one about Elton. Besides it was posted for humor not as the gospel.

cacman
Friday, June 19, 2015 10:52:28 AM

"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a

balloon near the edge of a cliff."

Burner02 wrote:

LMAO - that's how I play!!!

delta1
Friday, June 19, 2015 3:08:51 PM
Feherty certainly adds interest to the usually dull commentary during a golf tournament. He also injects humor and personality on his interview show on the Golf Channel, eliciting real dialogue with his guests, not old cliches.
jetblasted
Friday, June 19, 2015 4:49:45 PM
But, but, but ... sports cliches are awesome !!
Mithrandir
Friday, June 19, 2015 5:41:02 PM
Interesting autobio .... he could have lost everything to drugs, alchohol and a chitty attitude but he went through all the clinics and processes and he has a great story to tell....this is one truely grateful man for the second chance he was able to get. And yeh....i believe he said all that stuff cause that is quintessential feherty....love the guy!=d>
deadeyedick
Friday, June 19, 2015 6:03:04 PM
A few of those were in his book. IIRC he said McCord was "light in the loafers" as well.

DED

Bur
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  • Herf-A-Holic
Friday, June 19, 2015 6:20:03 PM
Didn't he admit to drinking Drano at his low point? And yeah. his show is about the only watchable thing on the Golf Channel
wvwa34
Friday, June 19, 2015 10:49:41 PM
Check out his wife!!!!! Hes an interesting guy,,,,, his show is intriguing......