A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi
in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing
under awnings.
"Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she
replied.
The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why
don't you tell him the Truth? They're hookers, boy! They
have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true,
Mom?"
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the
affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, if those women
have babies, what happens to them?"
"Most of them become taxi drivers," she said.
[gonzo]
