A devout muslim entered a black cab in london. The muslim asked the driver to turn off the radio because by his religious teachings he must not listen to music because in the
time of the prophet there was no music. The driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The arab asked the driver "what are you doing?". The
driver answered "in the time of the prophet there were no taxis so **** off and wait for a camel.
