Reminds me of just last week... I was walking the dog in the morning, must have been a Sat or Sun... I was heading up the hill and saw a lump sleeping on the sidewalk behind the bus stop about 20ft ahead of me. No biggie, someone is usually sleeping there. anyway, I don't think about it for a couple seconds, and I look up and this woman has gotten up, walked to the front of the bus stop (so she's standing in the street now), and in one fluid (no pun intended) motion, dropped her pants, bent forward and started pizzing in the street. I swear, her rubbery grey butthole was winking at me, pizz was just arcing out of her vag like a whale's blowhole.... I was disturbed... and trust me, it takes a LOT to disturb me.
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